blindised

To blind someone.

"That person is blind, I have blinded them." said John without a care in the world for his actions. "They have Been... BLINDISED."

by rarestofheroes January 29, 2017

Blindsight

To attack someone out of hiser view.

Catherine put up a decoy and then blindsighted the group with a very big lawsuit.

by Luddz June 16, 2015

blind side

When you come in a girl's eyes and then you dropkick her

"Dude i heard alex tdid the blind side to krystina!"
"Holy shit, no way!!!"
"Yeah he is such a badass!"

by laxative master May 4, 2010

blindride

Blind ride is when your girl climbs on top of you when your sleeping and it's pitch black in the bedroom. She then starts to ride you and tell you to enjoy the blindside...

My wife came to bed after I was already sleeping and began to give me a blindride. She made my night.

by Thorwolf March 18, 2016

blindigenous

The offspring of an African American and Aboriginal American.

Blindigenous people are not blindian.

by Redneck Randle September 28, 2021

color blindie

A derogatory term for a color-blind person, depending on which colors they are unable to see. Some variations of this term include:

protan blindie - Unable to see red, green, or purple
deuter blindie - Unable to see red, green, yellow, or purple
tritan blindie - Unable to see green or yellow
achro blindie - Unable to see color

Kyle: Why is Facebook blue?
Chris: That's because Mark F-erberg is a color blindie. A protan blindie to be exact.
Random Guy: I'm unable to see color at all.
Kyle: Oho! Look what we have, an achro blindie!

by The Real Driller June 3, 2021

blindsiding the marlin

well a marlin is a swordfish, so the closest thing a man has to a sword is his penis.
To blindside the marlin (where it cannot see) would be to headbutt the tip of the cock during fellatio.

"dude after she blew me, she totally caught me off guard, blindsiding the marlin."

by susanismyalias January 5, 2010