Dutch Blindfold

Male on top 69, cover woman's eyes with testicles, "blindfold" her.

Jenna never saw the carrot headed for her ass, in fact she couldn't see a thing, TT had applied such a thorough "dutch blindfold"

by Hairy Almeja April 3, 2009

Detroit Blindfold

The act of getting head and as soon as you are about to ejaculate on the girl/guys face and you droop your scrotum over their eyes so they can't see.

I couldn't see because he gave me a Detroit Blindfold.

by jkilla5053 November 27, 2009

Asian Blindfold

A piece of Dental Floss.

Kevin Yen thought we lost power when I blind folded him with dental floss.

by The Puerto Rican Jew April 28, 2005

Alaskan Blindfold

When a man ejaculates on someone's eyelids while they are sleeping, and, upon waking, the target person cannot open their eyes for fear of getting jizzum in them.

"dude, you know how i had to room with that mega-tool Jim last night?"
"yeah, what about it?"
"i got him good man, i gave him an alaskan blindfold."
"nice dude, you got him."

"man, last night Suzy didnt wouldn't let me alligator fuckhouse her, and i was so pissed off, once she went to sleep, i gave her an alaskan blindfold."
"nice, sounds like she deserved it, what a bitch."

by 1337man 69 February 16, 2009

Bangkok Blindfold

When a male or female deliberately ejaculates in someones eyes for the sole purpose of denying them sight momentarily so as to distract them from what ever deprave act is going on unknown to them or is about to happen to them.

Right before I switched places with my friend so he could have a turn anally pounding my ex-girlfriend I hit her with a Bangkok Blindfold and she never knew who finished up in her pink cum bucket!

by Billman99999 December 17, 2008

Reverse Blindfold

That which makes you see things you have never ever seen before.

Person 1: Dude if you take this, you'll see things you have never seen before!

Person 2: Like a reverse blindfold?!!??!

by corals July 20, 2010

Tennessee Blindfold

Laying your woman down, and draping your balls over her eyes in such a way that the bridge of her nose splits your testes, and each ball covers an eye.

Woman: give me the Tennessee Blindfold!

by Octopus Pussy February 9, 2020