Blimp Sex

Verb: Sexual intercourse with a flying vehicle filled with a lighter than air gas. (zeppelins, dirigibles, and of course blimps)

Jonathan loved his blimp, Humphrey. He wanted take the next step and engage in blimp sex with his beloved.

by blimp humper December 10, 2012

blimpy

Fat or overweight or plump, especially in reference to a fat chick or big tits.

Look at that girl in the low cut top by the bar. She's rather blimpy, with those big jugs spilling out everywhere.

by PMax March 15, 2008

blimpkin

the exact same act as a blumpkin, except with full service...ie. a rimjob is given after the initial blowjob and defecation is complete.

by jon September 16, 2003

blimpin

The practice of going out with the explicit intention of picking up fat girls. This is common in a large group of men during a heavy night of drinking.

We're going blimpin tonight.

by Jose L. Garcia December 2, 2005

Blimp Cards

It's you porn. Like pictures and magazines

Tyler: hey what are you doing?

Randy: just looking at my blimp cards

by Funkyfunkerson August 24, 2009

Blimp Dog

An expression used at the same time as playing 'Spotto' while on a road trip. Blimp Dog is used to denote you have seen a sports car on the road. Proper blimp dogs are as rare as spottos.

Ben: "Blimp Dog"
Bridget: "Damn"

by Jake Macleay January 24, 2010

blimpopotamus

A disgustingly fat girl, derived from blimp + hippopotamus.

Cathy is such a blimpopotamus, she must weigh at least 300 pounds.

by AussieWombat September 24, 2011