Blessed woodland creature

A magical two foot slipped which controls the house. Some would call them a demon, but if you worship appropriately you will be granted with a place in BWC heaven.

The Blessed woodland creature asks if you’re a Jerry Protestant or a Jerry catholic...

by The_BWC November 22, 2020

blessey

blessey is a beautiful and smart girl, she's short but pretty she's oftenly immature and baby of the group, she's the type of girl who needs a lot of attention from her friends, she ovely blame her self even it's not her fault

she's such a blessey (baby)

by ur_chimmy June 8, 2021

thunderfury, blessed blade of the windseeker

Thunderfury is a vicious sword, crafted from elementium and containing a crackling electrical core that might be all that remains of Prince Thunderaan. The hilt is unusually long, wrapped in black dragon hide, and studded with small spikes of black dragon bone.

Dude, what is thing? "Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker?"
Oh, Thunderfury is a vicious sword, crafted from elementium and containing a crackling electrical core that might be all that remains of Prince Thunderaan. The hilt is unusually long, wrapped in black dragon hide, and studded with small spikes of black dragon bone.

by Thunderfury, Blessed Blade... October 14, 2016

Blessed

An elevated state that only few ever achieve: being motivated to go from partying, smoking, and drinking to work on your own business whatever it maybe. To most this motivation often comes to them suddenly or even in a dream as if it is an act of God. A divine being hand picking you, because he/she thinks your destined for greater things making the people it’s happened too feel blessed.

Person: I’m lonely as fuck G. All I do is sit in my house and work, but I guess it’s all good. It’s how it goes when your blessed.

by LemonSavage February 10, 2018

blapse

to hit
to deliver a heavy blow

He blapsed me in the nads.
He's just blapsing it.
Don't make me blapse you babylon.

by spencer February 1, 2003

have a blessed day

Sometimes it face-value means, "I wish you a nice/ pleasant/ fortunate day". Sometimes it means "I'm done talking to you now". Sometimes it means, I work two jobs, I'm tired, leave me alone.

-Your total is $7.82.
-Here's a $10. Nice weather huh?
-Your change is $2.18. Yeah, much nicer than yesterday.
-I know that's right! OK, have a blessed day, baby.
-Gang.

by yeah buddy 2020 April 20, 2022

blesser

Think sugar daddy, but with a whole lot more money. He's filthy rich, and can set you up with clothing accounts, overseas holidays (Dubai is the current hot destination) and sometimes even a car. So when you date one, your life has been blessed. Financially anyway...

My blesser just bought me a condo in the northern suburbs!

by Puma kph May 28, 2016