Blanche

blanche is crazy(in a good way) funny always finds away to make me laugh. she is practically my sister and is my best friend in he whole world

blanche is so awesome

by bert face November 16, 2012

Blanched

To be completely belligerent or inebriated as a result of consuming too much alcohol. This word is used to describe drunkenness for two reasons. 1) The word itself just sounds like it means shit faced. 2) The actual meaning of the word defines a cooking method in which food is dunked in hot, then cold water to loosen the skin. The metaphor being, saturating something in liquid unit it changes.

Party Animal 1: I am so hungover I can hear colors.

Party Animal 2: Yeah, dude. We got fucking blanched last night.

by captmurk November 13, 2013

blunch

An action that occurs before, during, and after visiting Cracker Barrel restaurant.

Dude, I was so hungover I had to blunch everywhere this morning, then we had blunch at Cracker Barrel and I've had to blunch out my ass all afternoon.

by tbird06 April 23, 2008

Blanched

A synonym for "blue balling". In cooking it refers to the heating or boiling of food then immediately icing it, therefore comparing "it" to getting heated up then getting "iced".

"Dude my nuts hurt so bad today, this girl totally blanched me last night" blue balls blueballs

by PHILSON October 21, 2011

Blanched

To lose an election as an incumbent by a large amount. A reference to Blanche Lincoln's landslide loss in the 2010 Arkansas Senate Election

Cory Gardner will get blanched in 2020.

by Jon Tester October 20, 2019

Blanching

Cumming inside of an elderly woman; leaving a cream pie. Named so due to Blanch from the Golden Girls.

"How was your Thanksgiving?"
"Pretty good; I was blanching my best friend's grandmother."

by JOSakaRome January 2, 2010

Blunch

A better and more accurate term for a breakfast meal eaten at lunchtime

Hans had a very delicious chocolate covered cess for blunch

by ohsmellycat May 12, 2020