Blatantly obvious

(Даже ежу понятно in Russian): something so obvious a hedgehog can literally understand what needs to be done.

Isn't it blatantly obvious that the Biden Administration is doing incompetent damage control when it comes to Jen Psaki's backpedalling?

by Crazy Uncle Dimma March 29, 2021

blatant

A word often used in agreement to a particular question, often to do with having sex with girls.

Dave: Man, look at that girl, she is well bum, would ya??

Daves mate: Blatant

by JimmyBoyMacDaddyFlin May 26, 2005

blatant racism

See donkey Kong

dude did you see how blatant racism of donkey Kong on urban dictionary

by Phantom1345 October 12, 2017

blamenthal

(Verb) to assign responsibility to someone for something lame in the universe that is outside of their control.

I blamenthal Steve for climate change and overuse of the font comic sans.

by JennyG122 October 23, 2013

Blatant Lying Status (BLS)

A Facebook status someone posts that is a blatant lie in a feeble attempt to get likes
Closely related to the BLT (blatant lying tweet)

These are all examples of a Blatant Lying Status (BLS)

'Just went to McDonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I'm now sat here with a milkshake, a chicken nugget happy meal, 2 large cokes, 1 deli of the day, 1 large quarter pounder meal and 2 McFlurrys'

'Sat in the bath daydreming and I thought my bath detached from the wall and started moving like I was on a boat. Think I'm still pissed'

'Lightening just flashed through our window and me and Daryll thought someone was taking a picture with a flash it was that bright'

by Yournigga January 3, 2014

blatenism

the representation of jesus in pop culture today

muirne: hey erin did you hear that new song? quite religious.

Erin: oh yeah it's about jesus, that's blatenism

by theraginglesbian March 5, 2017

blatency

When the beer is late. The lag time between ordering the beer and receiving it.

Bro, so much blatency! I ordered the beer 10 minutes ago

by Hattick October 31, 2017