Blatant Lying Status (BLS)

A Facebook status someone posts that is a blatant lie in a feeble attempt to get likes
Closely related to the BLT (blatant lying tweet)

These are all examples of a Blatant Lying Status (BLS)

'Just went to McDonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I'm now sat here with a milkshake, a chicken nugget happy meal, 2 large cokes, 1 deli of the day, 1 large quarter pounder meal and 2 McFlurrys'

'Sat in the bath daydreming and I thought my bath detached from the wall and started moving like I was on a boat. Think I'm still pissed'

'Lightening just flashed through our window and me and Daryll thought someone was taking a picture with a flash it was that bright'

by Yournigga January 3, 2014

blatante

a nigga

person a: who's blatante?
person b: A DIRTY FUCKING NIGGA

by vansion February 27, 2021

blutany

The sweetest person you'll meet and never let them go. Their one of a kind. Kind yet devilish at the same time. If you know them consider yourself lucky. They might not be the best person at handling their own emotions but they can comfort you at any times!

Blutany is the best person! So lovely and kind

by Yheein June 12, 2021

blatantly closeted

A gay Who is afraid to be gay and hide it from the world.

In front of his blatantly closeted uncle

by Herrold August 13, 2022

blatant shenanigans

A filler word for the word bulls##t used in a bfb among us short to keep it family friendly.

Eggy: “What? Why me? It can’t be because of that balloony B.S. again.” *B.S. = Blatant Shenanigans

by demdev June 9, 2023

blatantistic

Blatantly realistic

I'm so Diversified with my word and lexicon abilities that I am blatantistic with it when I deliver it to you

by anonymous February 3, 2024

blatan

The act of exchanging thoughts or ideas trough spoken words. The word "blatan" is being used in southern Bavarian dialects of the German language.

Mia homma beim essn geblatat. Mia blatanma vül.

by Duov March 29, 2024