When you're fucking your retarded girlfriend as she is giving birth to your retarded baby, you scream "BLASTOISE, USE WATER CANNON" and you jizz at sonic speed, cutting the umbilical cord of the baby whilst also impregnating the retard with a new baby. French efficiency!
I am saving the huwhite race by doing a back to back French Blastoise on my retarded hispanic on ze pooblique spaeze.
by Pokeboi Kamasutra April 1, 2018
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Get the Blastoise mug.Blastoise is a big cat turtle pokémon with big guns on its back and it mega evolves and gets three more guns on its back and wrists. it is a water type and evolves from wartortle, which evolves from squirtle. blastoise is the best starter in my opinion
Blastoise, go!
by Hugog November 19, 2019
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Guy 1 - "Yo I would totally give that girl a Blastoise"
Girl 1 - "Go get her then pussy, you won't"
Guy 1 - "Fuck you I'm gonna do it now!" *Leaves*
Girl 2 - "He's such a fuckboi lol"
Girl 1 - "Go get her then pussy, you won't"
Guy 1 - "Fuck you I'm gonna do it now!" *Leaves*
Girl 2 - "He's such a fuckboi lol"
by HoboJuice April 8, 2019
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by Russian Field Worker May 11, 2018
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