Blastoise

Well, It's when your cum overloads and makes triplets in a bitch.

I accidentally Blastoised in my new bitch!

by Avery Fucking Price May 22, 2018

Blastoise

The fat turtle of the Pokemon universe

Bob: Did you see his Blastoise?

Helen: Yeah it girthy

by Russian Field Worker May 11, 2018

Blastoise

The act of when you go under water and you fuck a minor and When you jizz you yell blastoise!

Girl:yes yes harder
Jizzes

Man:BLASTOISE!

by Dysduifjfg October 16, 2019

Blastoising

Blastoising is when a person hangs their dick over their shoulder and blasts the other person with their spunk

I heard Jenny and Keith were blastoising yesterday

by anonymous December 19, 2020

Blastoise

The act of having wild vigorous sex while blasting sex music and timing your orgasm with the point the the music hits the highest note and screaming out the loudest moan that has ever been moaned.

“Ah ah ah ah ahhhhhhhh blastoise baby!!!!!!”

“Dude the couple upstairs were doing that blastoise thing again, it woke me up at 4 in the morning”

by Ash Ketch-Cum October 11, 2018

Blastoise

When you are having sex with a female, and she is about to orgasm get a hose or two and squirt it into her vagina and ass and scream "Blastoise use hydrocannon!!"

I was gonna give that Bitch a Blastoise but she didn't want a hose in the bedroom

by denser then you March 5, 2019

Blastoise

The the act of fucking your girlfriend in the ass.

I wish I blastoised my girlfriend

by Rjette15 March 8, 2019