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marriage blasphemy

The kind of 'marriage' defined by Emperor Nero when he chopped off the parts of a male slave in Ancient Rome; this kind of marriage goes against fundamental biology as it's not possible for a male and another male to reproduce. It was coined by the light blue blog when he had the "marriage equality" issue forced down his throat. He not only argued against it on the level that Kirk Cameron did but also on a scientific level.
This is a term that falls on par to the remark of fag 'marriage' as this one takes it one step further, as the donut puncher engaging in the mockery when they had the pride flag raised in a way that mocks the Marines in World War II. You really want to piss them off, call it Marriage Blasphemy. The light blue blog has the entry known as "Nero defined marriage" as a King James Only Church had a cartoon of two men at the altar.
by illinoishorrorman May 5, 2018
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blasphomaic

he has a blasphomaic outlook on life
by bill matteson December 3, 2005
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blasphunny

A portmanteau of the word "blasphemy" and "funny." Something that is outrageously religiously offensive, yet undeniably hilarious.
The day after the Broncos lost, my buddy Dan put up a picture of Jesus rolling away the stone, with the caption, "That was a good nap...wait, was the Broncos game tonight?"

Next to a picture of Jesus on the cross, three dudes doing the "M", "C", and "A" in "YMCA" - blasphunny.
by Geoff Lilley January 23, 2012
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Blasphemy

When you insult a religious entity.
It's also a part of the entire Italian culture.In fact, in Italy it's very common swearing against Jesus,God,the Virgin Mary and most of the saints.
A) Jesus is fuckin' moron
B) Blasphemy!
by Filantropist February 9, 2017
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blasphemy

Code for massive Biden loving bitch
This is blasphemy
by Trumphxbha May 23, 2021
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blasphemy

This is blasphemy
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Blasphemy

To receive a blast unto yourself from whatever you quote as any "God damned" source, be it from a fire extinguisher, a can of whipped cream or a gun.
"Make like a God damned shotgun and blasphemy in the face!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 5, 2023
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