Blaps

"to cap one", or "bust a cap", or "waste a sucka".
Blaps is the mechanism of said cappage.
To slay a fellow using a "gun" or banana ("a projectile weapon")
Kill, Shoot, slay, vanquish, cap, execute, waste,
(Ex)terminate, "take care of", decimate, massacre, murder, dispatch, liquidate, slaughter, eviscerate.

"Yo Bitch let's go blapsanigga"
"What up my fellow, shall we dally on out for a blaps"
"Those caps'n need blapsin' chap"
"Afternoon' sir, would you care to transfer ownership of your vehicle or succumb to the blapsanisation of your personage."
"Golly, jeeves, i do say there seems to have been an excess of blappage in the vicinity"

by ,.fghblsufhlke December 24, 2006

blapse

to sweep ones flat hand across a unsuspecting victim's face, palm to face, as if to close their eyes.

an attack used in schools, usually in provocation or in flirting.

if thou dost not stop these insults one shall blapse up your head, BO!

by David Wilkinson December 24, 2003

slather blausen

A German chef that hurls a bucket of batter in your face when you open the door, and strumbles back from his lack of balance.

by Anonymous June 11, 2006

blakus dawgus

a specises of human, other wise knoen as a very strong person who plays football

Blakus Dawgus is a incredible football player

by sasscee April 8, 2007

blaps

a piece of fake crack,anything that can be passed of as a rock to the unwary buyer

i sold em two blaps for forty and the dumb motherfucker came back and bought another

by e-z- money September 28, 2003

blapse

to make love to / fuck a member of the opposite sex

i blapsed this fat girl last night...

by Canary July 4, 2003

blapse

To provide pleasure for a woman who is under the illusion she is catching the bargs!

Girl 1 to Girl 2: did you blapse hi last night?

Girl 2 to girl 1: yeah i did, it was great think i'll see him soon.

Girl 1 to girl 2: so you'll call him?

Girl 2 to Girl 1: eeer, yeah but he'll call me first...obviously!

by Jack ALexander July 7, 2003