blandroid

Portmanteau of the words 'bland' and 'android' used in reference to people who have a view of the world defined by and restricted to mainstream culture and opinion. They are generally uncritical in their consumption and taste.

"There was a huge queue outside the cinema waiting to see 'Transformers'. It was attack of the blandroids all over again."

by markhgn January 10, 2008

Blanche Devereaux

A woman old enough to be your grandmother. But you'd still bang her.

Yo check out the bus stop... Damn that's a
Blanche Devereaux fo sho

by The Golden Cheetah August 16, 2018

Cate Blanchett

Mummy of all the mummies

I’m a wh*re for Cate Blanchett

by mummysorry February 28, 2022

Robert L Bland Middle School

this place is a hell hole where everyone is either back stabbing bitches or fuckboys that end up no where in life and the okay people here are just stupid for staying here and the teachers are dickheads that do nothing for kids

Boy: what school do you go to
girl: robert l bland middle school

boy:*runs away*

by yee2thehaw69 March 6, 2019

Blando Calrissian

Any one of the majority of people in the world that have no distinguishing characteristics or traits that make them interesting or compelling. Most Blando Calrissians have little to no life ambition outside of a dull, steady job, do not understand most forms of humor apart from The Blue Collar Comedy Tour, Dane Cook, or that guy with the fucking puppets, and do not enjoy thinking about anything characterized as “deep.” A common test to identify Blando Calrissians consists of the query, “What kind of music do you like?” to which they respond, “Oh, I like everything.” They often express and/or act upon the urge to “get married and have kids” around 23 years of age. May also be referred to as “Blandos.”

Friend 1: How was Joe’s party last weekend?

Friend 2: Eh, pretty lame. Most of his friends are Blando Calrissians, so they just sat around talking about their favorite movies, like Anchorman and 28 Weeks Later. I tried to chat up one cute girl, but when I found out she wanted to be a dental hygienist and loved Nicholas Sparks novels, I totally bailed.

by yrkh8tr May 26, 2010

Griselda Blanco

Griselda Blanco (b. February 15, 1943), also known as la Madrina, the Godmother, the Black Widow and the Cocaine Queen of Miami, was a drug lord and pioneer in the Miami-based cocaine drug trade and underworld. Blanco was known for her absolute ruthlessness and sociopathic behavior...She got Pablo Escobar into selling cocaine.

Griselda Blanco has said she is the baddest bitch to take a breath of life.

by Dylan Reed February 19, 2009

blanch job

Synonymous with the famed over the pants (hand job). Usually causing the penis cuts and scraps And can sometimes result in bleeding. Not very often does the person receiving a blanch job actually ejaculate. Usually given by prude bitches who think they can hold out till marriage.

Son how'd your date go. It was OK dad but the prude bitch only gave me a blanch job.

by Mikey blanch July 28, 2010