Blandular Discharge

An idiomatic phrase for the time boredom utterly destroys you.

"I spent two hours at the lecture and after just the first fifteen minutes I was in the midst of a full on Blandular Discharge."

by versionthirteen March 19, 2019

blangue

A slang word for shit or shart. This can sometimes me used as an insult, depending on the situation.

1) You smell of blangue 2)I need to go take a blangue.

by coocheman December 8, 2020

Blander

The practise of telling utterly nonsensical lies in an effort to pander to the uninformed.

Coined from a serendipitous portmanteau of bluster, bullshit and pander, first used in the Reddit thread below: /r/LeopardsAteMyFace/comments/ng3y7u/slug/gyq4byo/?context=4

Donny really has upped his blander since leaving office.

by Spindl May 19, 2021

Blandemonium

What happens when boring people party.

Did you go to the Golden Globes? I hear it was blandemonium!

by Shaker Heights January 24, 2022

Blander

A name often used for bland, annoying, stupid or boring people, mostly when someone just pisses you off or you just think their ugly.

Dude, she's such a blander!

by Grumpsoda February 22, 2023

Blandre

A gender-neutral name that derives from 'Bland' and 'Flandre.' Flandre also deriving from Vlander and flaumdra, meaning 'Waterlogged' or 'flowing, current' and bland meaning 'tranquil' or 'soothing' in this case. Blandre's are very simple and nice, but also complex and tormented, even contradictory. Please take care of your local Blandre.

Blandre sounds like a very bland person...
Well they're a very cute and vibrant person!
My bad, that's a very unfortunate name then.
Not really, they're a walking contradiction.

by MnB Official January 29, 2024

Blanderdashery

A completely nonsensical or exaggerated statement, idea, or worry. Especially one that’s so over-the-top it’s kind of funny

Friend: “I can’t go to the gym. Everyone there is judging me.”
You: “Blatant blanderdashery. Nobody’s judging you. They’re too busy avoiding eye contact.”

by Blanderdash October 3, 2025