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Bikesexual

The sexual attraction of a man towards a bike, commonly small bikes or children's bikes.

Men that are Bikesexual often have their sexuality associated as a choice or sexual preference, however it is considered a mental illness, like pedophilia or necrophilia.

Bikesexuality has never been associated with women before, and the reason for this is still unknown. However, the female gender is the only one to experience Hobosexuality (sexual attraction towards homeless people).

Men that experience Bikesexuality are often more commonly attracted to small/tiny bikes or children's bikes. This has nothing to do with pedophilia, but is believed to have something to do with the fact that men who are Bikesexual 'have a momentary lapse in brain function whenever seeing a bike, thus meaning they revert back to a child-like state, liking anything cute, shiny or small'.
Tricycles are especially appreciated in this circle of men.
Mikhail came a few times when he saw Sasha's new Barbie tricycle.

He still doesn't consider himself Bikesexual.
by Mechanical Ballerina May 18, 2009
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bikesexual

Describing someone who enjoys performing sexual acts on a bike.
A:"so the new guy I'm seeing is definitely bikesexual"
B:"how do you know?"
A:"He propped me up against my biked and banged me"
by biked May 30, 2010
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Bikesexual

When you just dig bikes that much...
You see that guy, Ian?
Yeah, I heard he's bikesexual.
Yeah he humps his bike
by thisisbikesexual December 2, 2017
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Blamsexual

I am Blamsexual
by Blobbo1 March 19, 2019
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Blartsexual

When you are only attracted to Paul Blart. No other females or male. Only lil paulie
Ty1: Dude Amy is so hot!

Ty2: Nah sorry man, im a Blartsexual
by egwhqyu7ghfre7 October 27, 2019
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Flakesexual

Only attracted to flake, and only flake. She’s very attractive when she gives dollars aswell 😉
I think I’m flakesexual
by Bmtsym123 June 3, 2021
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Bakosexual

A sex cult dedicated to Bako, where all other sexual relations are sub-par
Sorry I'm not interested, I'm a Bakosexual
by Spalex June 27, 2022
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