Bladdy

South African version of "bloody", used as an expletive to describe the intensity of a situation or thing.

Ay! You bladdy bliksem!
Get out the bladdy way!
You bladdy arsehole!
This bladdy car won't start.

by Necrosys June 6, 2016

bladder

An expandable pee container in the lower abdomen made to contain drops of urine until a nerve response says it is time to piss the accumulation and not too many hours until you will be desperate and can't hold any more or can't pee at all and are in pain because your bladder is bashful. The sack's normal hold is about 500 mg (1 pint). Upper levels vary all the way from 750 mg to 2000 mg. So some lucky people get to pee only once a day and the rest of us 4 or 5 times a day.

The question is who has the largest bladder, men or women, gay or straight?

by Clean Fil February 18, 2005

bladdered

means more than just "drunk" - actually means "aboslutely fuckin wasted off my ass!"

i went out drinking last night and got bladdered so i couldn't see further than a couple of inches in front of me

by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005

bladder buddies

Girls who go to the toilet in pairs

The toilet is engaged. The bathroom is full of bladder buddies

by notpoodle February 28, 2008

Goats Bladder

90s-00s Merseyside slang, loosely meaning a ridiculous idiot. Calling someone a “goat” or a “pia goat” was a common insult used around certain parts of Merseyside. The addition of the word bladder adds further a layer of ridiculousness.

Whata piaaa goat, absolute goats bladder!

That juggalo Jake is a proper goats bladder!!

by Kurt Gaiger December 10, 2020

Butt bladder

When you eject liquid poop with such ferocity that it sounds like urination.

Typically not a one time event. This condition will haunt you for many sessions.

Dude I ate that raw meat last night, and was up all night with butt bladder.

by fukengruvenman February 1, 2014

Full bladder

When you have to pee and can't wait a second more.

Can we hurry? I have a full bladder

by SelEmma March 29, 2012