bladder

fucking retarded part of ur body that thinks three am is a good time to take a piss.

bladder: ay sup g
me: wtf bruh it's 3 am
bladder: too bad

by peterpumpkinyeeter August 19, 2020

squirrel bladder

often used in reference to those who urinate every few minues after they break the seal. not a reference to phallis size, simply a reference to bladder size.

Wow, you're going to pee again? You just went roughly 49 seconds ago. You've defintely got squirrel bladder.

by DDG September 8, 2006

bladdered

To be drunk - refers to full bladder. Same as tanked, hammered, stocious

"I was in the pub yesterday from 12pm - by the time I left I was bladdered"

by Tex Mattera - the Italian Cowboy May 5, 2004

all badders

All bad.

A situation that is beginning to become extremely unfavorable to the affected party.

Sudden misfortune, not going as according to plan.

"You got slaps on them iTunes, dawg?"
"No, I only listen to jam bands."
"All badders."

"Shit, I just realized I forgot to pick up that blunt rap."
"All badders. I guess we'll have to use a soda can."

by mftd January 5, 2008

Uckers Badders

To give a Guy oral sex, "Brain" or "Head"
Usually associated with females

Friend 1: I meeting this girl but I heard she's kind of a slag.

Friend 2: I know her I swear she gave Uckers Badders to some guy behind the school.

uckerz badderz Ucks Bacs

by Wxsteman July 25, 2016

bladder

An expandable pee container in the lower abdomen made to contain drops of urine until a nerve response says it is time to piss the accumulation and not too many hours until you will be desperate and can't hold any more or can't pee at all and are in pain because your bladder is bashful. The sack's normal hold is about 500 mg (1 pint). Upper levels vary all the way from 750 mg to 2000 mg. So some lucky people get to pee only once a day and the rest of us 4 or 5 times a day.

The question is who has the largest bladder, men or women, gay or straight?

by Clean Fil February 18, 2005

bladdered

means more than just "drunk" - actually means "aboslutely fuckin wasted off my ass!"

i went out drinking last night and got bladdered so i couldn't see further than a couple of inches in front of me

by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005