blacklication

an application that a black person submits that they know, as well as the hiring manager knows, will not be called for an interview.

Man can you believe that blacklication I just got! They really thought we were going to call them!!!!!

by whiteflagtime August 25, 2009

blackest way to die

When someone twerks so hard that their weave falls off, they slip on it, snap their neck and die

OH NO CHARLIE DONT TWERK! IT CAN CAUSE YOU TO SUFFER THE BLACKEST WAY TO DIE

ay yo niglet I hope miley cyrus suffers the blackest way to die

by SenorAndo June 19, 2014

Black List

A list of all the bitches you hate and avoid

YOU BITCH YOUR GOING ON MY BLACK LIST!

by Tombow August 4, 2012

blacklish

A form of English, spoken by black people. Black people tend to slip up in their speech, usually when angered, to a language that can not be easily understood. This type of language is found most often in black females.

Example 1:

Laquandah: You'z a big fat ugly bitch!
Shaniquah: What chu talkin' bout' I'ma beat yo black ass mothwerhs fuckajlk lkjasdo youiasd sdtusdpid biothviuhch the point where English turns into Blacklish.

Example 2:
Just listen to a Missy Elliot song.

by not a rascist person March 26, 2008

blacklight tattoo

A blacklight tattoo is a tattoo that is done in uv reactive ink. If the entire tattoo is done in uv ink it is not visible under normal light and is only visible when displayed under a blacklight. Another use for the ink is to highlight existing tattoos and to have effects such as causing the eyes of a dragon tattoo to glow under black light. The ink is only visible on lighter skin tones. And although certain manufacturers of the ink have been accused of peddling carcinogen laced ink, one brand name has remained unscathed. Chameleon Ink produces the only FDA approved tattoo ink in the industry.

"Yo, I was clubbing and saw this girl's back glowing... I think she had one of those blacklight tattoos."

by lapyramid March 11, 2007

blackastrophe

1: When a large group of black people (not the good kind, the loud obnoxious kind) move into your neighborhood.

2: When you move into an all-black neighborhood.

Its just NOT good either way... 0_o

I moved from my home town to a new neighborhood. Normally, I dont care about moving.

...until I realize I'm the only white kid in the new area.

"omg mom its a blackastrophe!!"

by Sum_random_guy June 23, 2012

BlackLion move

Thats a Florian type of a guy who says "I'll be back in a bit". But after 1 -2 hours he is still not back...

Florian: I'll be back in a bit
The Squad: Okey.
-- 1hr later--
still no Florian
--2hrs later--
*discord sound*
Florian: What.. it wasnt that long
Squad: Classic BlackLion move

by Wellthatwasbad November 23, 2022