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Jack the Butthole Ripper

When you have a large poop that just rips your ass open. Or getting anally raped by a large black man
Jack The Butthole Ripper has returned. I was in the bathroom for 2 hours and now my asshole hurts.
by ThatKidLaHue November 20, 2011
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Sauce Butthole

When you finish taking a liquid poo and realize there's no toilet paper.
McKrizzle: "Will you bring me a roll of toilet paper? I just pee-pooped."

LadyL: "We're out."

McKrizzle: "You better find some or I'll rub my sauce butthole on you."
by LaLa Girlfie March 19, 2011
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Bitchole

A term used to describe an individual, generally a male, who in actual fact has developed mannerisms and idiosyncrasies of a women. De-voiding him of all manliness.
"Wow, Josh is acting like such a Bitchole!"

"He's brushing her hair? What a Bitchole!"

"...that's a Bitchole act!"

"Habitual Bitchole"
by Ra, Egypt Pharaoh Corp. March 7, 2013
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Satanic Butthole

A disorder when you have to take random and disturbingly large shits out of no where and you can't stop yourself. Also known as SBS (Satanic Butthole Syndrom). Sufferers find this syndrom to strike at the most inconventient times possible, and are difficult to wipe.
MSN Conversation:

Bella says:
Tom, I've been meaning to talk to you about something

Tom says: Kk

Bella says: I think it's time we

Tom says: Brb

*5 minutes later*

Bella says: Time we started seeing

Tom says: Brb
*5 minutes later*

Bella says: STARTED SEEING OTHER PEOP-

Tom says: BRB!!

Bella says: God Damn Tom, control your Satanic Butthole! I'm trying to break up with you here!

Tom: I'm sorry! It's uncontrollable! >_>
by Janice Booterman December 19, 2008
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front butthole

Another name for your belly button because it looks like a butthole on your stomach.
I went camping last week for 6 days and got so dirty that I spent about 15 minutes cleaning out my front butthole. Would have taken me less time, but I am an inny, not an outy.
by the comand'r September 5, 2017
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my butthole hurts

Hey retard, the fuck you doing looking up ''my butthole hurts,'' hey idiot guess what no one gives a fuck. Here another words for butthole for you retard:

a – arsehole – asshole – back door – back end – balloon knot – bang hole – brown eye – brown spider – brown star – bunghole – butt hole – chocolate starfish – cornhole – corn hole – freckle – Gary – growler – ham flower – Hershey Highway, the – matako – mussy – old dirt road, the – o-ring – poop chute – pooper – prison purse – puckered brown eye, the – puckered starfish – rusty bullet hole – shit box – shitter – starfish – turd cutter – two-hole
Max: Hey dude!
Tyler: Oh hey bro, I cant have gay sex with you today because my butthole hurts
by imhavingamentalbreakdown October 8, 2018
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bootyhole cancer

Bootyhole Cancer .noun

When your bootyhole burns and is itchy or bleeds you have bootyhole cancer & Bootyhole Cancer can be prevented by :

Baths
Be Nice
Share your food
dont be fake
Omg ! You will get bootyhole Cancer if you bother that person !
by Rainbow Johnson June 10, 2016
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