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maisie betterton

The name of the most beautiful and funniest girl you’ve ever seen and she gets all the lads sliding in them dms. CAN I GET AN AMEN 🙏
Person1: wow she’s fit
Person2: she’s such a maisie betterton
by Maisiebett February 1, 2018
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Bitterwood

An amazing book by James Maxey that has the action and adventure of the Lord of the Rings but follows the laws of physics and is scientifically possible. The sequel to this book is called Dragonforge.
Person 1: Have you heard of that new fantasy book?

Person 2: Yeah, it's called Bitterwood, isn't it?"
by Austin Lynch October 18, 2008
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Butterhorn Swirl

When a man shoves a woman's face in a toilet while giving her anal sex from behind. He then proceeds to flush the toilet simultaneously as he drops a load in her asscrack.
I gave a co-worker a butterhorn swirl during our lunch break. It was sweet....and warm. I didn't forget to put the lid back down.
by Bloodwood Axeman October 25, 2008
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The Butterhof

The dirtiest sex position ever
It is where the female (the Butterhof) will take the male and first arouse it but making dirty glances at the male. Then the Butterhof will take male and shove a Wawa brand “Big Nig” in its anus (with out lubrication). Then beat him with upright bass and last strap the male down with a lot of bondage gimp or duck tape and give him a Boston pancake after eating Taco Bell.
John: Wow my gay lover gave me The Butterhof last night.

Zack: Well did it have anything to do with butter?

John: no that is why my ass hurts so much.

Derek walks in...

Derek: So baby how was it

John: GREAT
by Paul Leeds March 15, 2008
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butterhogs

slang for female breasts. Not to be confused with milkwagons

Origin: mammory, milk, churned to butter, then Hogs to denote a pair.
Look at the Butterhogs on that one!
Nice Butterhogs mam.
by jack00 January 6, 2007
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Connor Bitterman

My bitch. Aka Scruffy. Who can be quite the sarcastic asshole. He's also secretly in love with Victoria. And he wishes he was a cool as Justin Bieber. He also wishes he could rock the scruff like Ashton Kutcher and he hoggs the last of Timothy's girlfriend's cookies. He enjoys torturing others in various ways such as taking embarassing photos of them, jamming thier toes, forcing girls to take a camera out of another girls bra, tickling, making them do all the work while he "supervises", ect. His career is a male prostitute (gigalo), with his partner Clay. They enjoy taking various pictures of themselves all over the Island of Fiji. He is also my art easel. He aspires to become the next member of The Backstreet boys. (we all know that wont happen, but if it does i expect 'Pee On Me' and his cover of 'You Belong with Me' to be on his first album) He is terrible at sting pong. (I will always win). and he will never be able to rock the blonde look.
"Wow do you see that faggot?" "The one in the pink pants? Yeah! Thats Connor Bitterman!"
by I hold the leash. October 30, 2011
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butterhound

A dog trained to orally stimulate a human vagina by licking butter from it.
- You saw that totally wrong video, right? How did they train that dog to do that?!
- That dog was clearly a butterhound.
by mrbump September 14, 2012
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