biastiocian

Anything of or pertaining to animated pornography or sexual fantasies involving animated characters. Named for Onion AV Club unregistered commenter Biastioc, whose fantasies involve a mansion, Marge Simpson, Belle from Beauty and the Beast, Sleeping Beauty, Leela, tentacles that impregnate women with gallons of drug-infused semen, "only going in ten inches," and "love."

His Biastiocian fantasies were deeply disquieting.

by TomWaits for Snowman November 9, 2009

venom bites

"Venom bites" refer to the piercing of the tongue with two barbells, side-by-side. Some piercers refuse to do this type of tongue piercing due to the risk of puncturing one of the major veins in the tongue. They are not a lip piercing, contrary to what some believe.

guy 1: I bet that girl Jessica gives good dome. Did you see her venom bites?
guy 2: Hell yeah, she seems like a real freak too.

by laceykay September 15, 2011

bitesies

When you've only got 1 doughnut left but there's 8 people in the room, so you all just take a bite.

You should probably cut it up but the kitchen is upstairs and all the knives are dirty.

We're all friends here, and that doughnut is absolutely top drawer, let's just go bitesies.

by JusticeJoe August 29, 2016

shuffle bias

noun. The phenomenon whereby a media player will repeatedly and disproportionately play related songs during a listening session despite being set to select songs at random from a full library.

My iPod exhibited shuffle bias when it played mostly Bouncing Souls songs even though I had set it in full shuffle mode.

by shmui April 5, 2010

First Choice Bias

When someone is listing options and you automatically choose the first choice. This usually leads to the person doubting you or you doubting yourself, eventually causing you to switch your answer.

Mike: Yo, Shaniqua.
Shaniqua: Hey, you wanna see a movie tonight?
Mike: Sure... what movie?
Shaniqua: How about Finding Nemo, Busty Cops 4, or He's Just Not That Into You?
Mike: I like Finding Nemo...
Shaniqua: GODDAMMIT MIKE CUT THE BULLSHIT WITH YOUR FIRST CHOICE BIAS!!

Joe: Hey, man
Paublo: Hey, Joe.
Joe: You wanna put dog shit on someone's doorstep?
Paublo: Sure. You wanna hit the Jefferson's, Al Murra's, Nagaski's, or the Smith's?
Joe: The Jefferson's I guess.
Paublo: Oh.. okay.
Joe: What? Ooh... you think it's my first choice bias choosing that.
Paublo: Huh? Oh no it's just...
Joe: that's cool dude.

by Ass Kicka November 14, 2010

angel bites

The term given to two piercings on opposite sides of the upper lip.

Angel bites are very simular to snake bites, but on the upper lip rather than the lower lip.

by [iMod] July 13, 2007

Biased crowd

A phrase used exclusively on r/DotA2 and Twitch by DOTA 2 community to describe the tournament atmosphere when home crowd cheers for home team.

*Home team playing in USA and makes a play*

Crowd: LET'S GO LIQUID! USA! USA! USA!
r/DotA2: That's my boy!

*Home team playing in China and make a play*

Crowd: LGD! LGD! LGD! *Hold Chinese Flags*
r/DotA2: Holy sh!t! Look at how biased the crowd is. F*ck this nationalism.
Twitch: Biased crowd LUL

by itsdefinitelynotmyrealname November 3, 2019