Birthcake

Giving birth on a cake, while unconsensually getting fucked in the ass by a dick covered in candle wax

Man: Hey, because of you giving birth, would you like to take advantage of the situation and do birthcake?
Woman: What's birthc-
Man: Great!

by Og_dude November 29, 2016

Birthmasukkah

When one has a birthday close to Christmas, so presents are spread out over multiple nights from one's birthday to Christmas, similar to Hanukkah.

Person 1: Dang, that sucks for her. Her birthday is so close to Christmas that she doesn't get many presents.

Person 2: Don't worry about her. She celebrates Birthmasukkah .

by German Juice December 1, 2009

Birthwake

Like a birthday, but sad.
Typically has people setting flaming boats out to sea.
But in those rare cases when it doesn't, a birthwake is just a depressing birthday party.

This birthwake is dead, let's go out drinking.

by Seriousnessosity October 11, 2011

birthdater

Someone who has sex as soon as they reach the age of consent; aka a barely legal person

she texted him as soon as she became a birthdater

by invert cattso January 31, 2019

birthmas

-The date of a persons birth.
-Another word for birthday.

Merry birthmas to me!

by daymare June 26, 2005

Birthmark

When wiping after taking a crap and you get some poop on your hand.

Man, I just took a huge shit, but I got this birthmark now.

by M.G. Lite February 28, 2008

Birthaversary Present

When your birthday falls on or near your anniversary and you only get one gift for both occasions.

We were married on my birthday, so I always get a birthaversary present instead of two!

by Alilrebelchick February 22, 2010