disaster bisexual

A bisexual who may often find themselves in the friendzone. Alternatively it may be any hot mess of a person who tangentially also happens to be bisexual.

I might be in love with my work-wife but I'm not sure if it's just friendship or not and I'm afraid to even ask what her orientation is. She asked me what mine is and I told her 'disaster bisexual.'

by snager August 10, 2018

bisexual

a) someone who cannot sit properly in a chair

b) someone who has to do a finger gun or peace sign every two minutes

c) awkward

b) me

Random intrusive person: Hey whats your sexual identity?
Bisexual person: Um im bisexual *peace sign*

by swaggy phrog January 17, 2021

Bisexual sandwich

A sex position involving two men and a woman. One of the men penetrates the other's ass, while the guy in the middle penetrates the woman's pussy.

Did you hear Todd got into a bisexual sandwich with Mike and Emma last night? He was in the middle, I hope he's okay

by Long Dicc Nigga December 14, 2018

Binx

When you get jinxed, if you respond with “binx” immediately after, this will cancel any jinx.

Person 1 and 2: “water”
Person 1: Jinx!
Person 2: Binx!

The Jinx Gods: The Jinx has been cancelled.

by BirkAB January 12, 2020

Reddit Bisexual

A bisexual man in his late 20s-30s who is bisexual only for women and femboys who pass as women. They typically frequent NSFW femboy subreddits and try and DM the femboys who post there. Very fond of arguing with trans women on the internet because they’re worried about “femboy erasure” the same way a conservative is worried about the fictional “war on Christmas”.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear that Bob is a Reddit Bisexual?
Person 2: Yeah, I saw him sending creepy DMs to femboys on his work computer!

by whydontyoRevampedSpider February 1, 2023

trendy bisexual

Someone who suddenly bisexual due to wanting to "fit in".

Girl 1:"Yea, i'm bi."
Trendy bi: "OMG ME TOO! But I was also straight yesturday!"

by Dicksniff. September 15, 2004

Bitextual

When you are in a text conversation with someone, and you suddenly find yourself in 2 seperate conversations with the same person.

Bobby texts:Are you going to the parade?
Susie replies:Yes I am marching with the band
Bobby Texts:Great, I'll keep an eye out for you, what instrument do you play?

Susie delays her response, meanwhile Bobby texts: Hey Susie, what is the last thing you had in your pussy?
Susie(Replying to the previous question) replies; The Flute

This is an example of a bitextual conversation creating some confusion!!

By the way, Susie goes on to reply :Your brother's cock!

by AJets December 16, 2008