Prosthetic testicles used to adorn the oversized vehicles of those who think very highly of themselves.
They aren't entertaining and they don't make you look cool.
They are contrived and make you look uneducated.
They aren't entertaining and they don't make you look cool.
They are contrived and make you look uneducated.
Jeff hung a pair of bumper nuts on his Tacoma.
Jeff's truck only shuttles him to and from work and the grocery store.
He did take it off-road once, and ironically his ground clearance was insufficient to prevent a rock from removing a portion of his oil pan and wrenching the faux balls of his otherwise unused trailer hitch.
Jeff's truck only shuttles him to and from work and the grocery store.
He did take it off-road once, and ironically his ground clearance was insufficient to prevent a rock from removing a portion of his oil pan and wrenching the faux balls of his otherwise unused trailer hitch.
by Fieldgrunt March 28, 2007
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Get the bampersand mug.Person #1: Woah did you see that thing fly past us at like 100 mph?! Looked like a BMW wtf
Person #2: Probably was BimmerJim
Person #2: Probably was BimmerJim
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Get the BimmerJim mug.(n). See tailgater or bumper rider. Anyone driving so dangerously close to another car's bumper that the driver in the front car cannot see the tailgating car in the rear view mirror. The driver who bumper fucks sometimes often does so and then turns off on a side street. This is called bump and dump. Bumper fuckers who tailgate, then drop back then tailgate and drop back, is a daredevil tactic known as clipping and dipping.
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2) When you're fucking a girl doggy-style, you pull out and skeet all over her ass, coating it with jizz.
2) When you're fucking a girl doggy-style, you pull out and skeet all over her ass, coating it with jizz.
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