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Bilateral eureka

(This is the complete definition from my Ph.D. dissertation in 2003.)

"This is the Holy Grail of what, it seems, many daters are looking for. It's important that some "energy/feeling/connection" or "chemistry"

be present to develop rapport with a stranger. Habitual daters who are expecting to be swept off their feet with the next date may be missing this Eureka feeling by having unrealistic expectations. Many people seem to know in the first 15 minutes or so of a first meeting whether or not there is a future to the relationship, but it is hard to get to know a person that quickly. It's difficult for one person to be enchanted with the other person, and substantially more difficult for two strangers to both feel "eureka" when they meet the next stranger."
After having gone on lots of first blind dates over the last few months, he knew after just a few minutes that she was special. And she told him that she was just what she'd been looking for as well. It was as if the angels were singing when they met, and they both felt a rare and special warmth for each other that they hadn't felt on a first date in a long, long time. The sparks were there for both of them. They had found the elusive and wonderful "bilateral eureka" that makes people keep on dating until both have found that special, rare and amazing person. (Unless they've settled for someone less amazing!)
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Bilase

Means pussy, can also be used as an expression
Bilase kang yawa ka
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Boilage

When water evapacreases so there ain't enough cuz it gets hot and shit.
The ramen didn't have enough broth after the boilage.
by Yoyoma11 March 5, 2022
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Bilge

1. Any slimy, disgusting substance, that no-one in their right mind would want to go near. Often contains streaks of green and brown.

See also gunge

2. A load of rubbish someone says to fill in time or fill paper.

See also waffle

3. A sentinmental speech, often on a TV or movie.

See also clap trap
"I opened up the drain cover, and there was loads of bilge everywhere. Urgh!"
by Jamie McGarry March 3, 2004
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bitage

the raw video data recorded on HDD, flash memory, or some media other than tape for which the term footage would be illogical.
I lost all my bitage when I dropped my camcorder and busted the hard disk.
by Loren Bundt May 5, 2008
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bilateral samsonite

Known to EMTs and paramedics, the individual who needlessly calls 911 for an imagined emergency and is waiting on the curb with two packed suitcases when the ambulance arrives, assuming that he or she will be staying in the hospital for some time (where hopefully personal attention, sympathy, food, and pain medications will be administered).
We thought we were responding to a heart attack, but we actually had a bilateral samsonite.

Her bogus respiratory distress complaint was actually a bilateral samsonite.
by Artmedic March 25, 2010
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bilgehan

Is a very smart and pretty boy who will marry a Albain girl
Oh bilgehan
by Unknown girl January 3, 2017
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