Big Al

NONCE... the true definition of a proper old school nonce. DO NOT, I repeat, do not let this man near your kids unless you want them to be fiddled with beyond belief.

That big al is right nonce, I once saw him hanging outside his flat smoking a rollie and chatting to school girls. proper wrongen

by king of grime May 26, 2022

Big Al

Big lad who can talk the talk but can't walk the walk full of shit

Oh my god that kids a big al

by BigLadAlfie August 19, 2016

Big al

A curly headed stupid sum bitch

Yo big al looks like he has onion rings on his head. The stupid sum bitch.

by Doo doo doo re October 25, 2019

Big AL

A "Big" orange republican lady who wears a perfectly groomed blonde wig, despises the baby shark song, and sounds like she is shouting when speaking at a normal tone. You can typically hear Big Als approaching due to their loud nature, jingling keys and dragging of their feet.

"Big Al " has a fear of Celery.
"Big Al" wears all Black.

by BIG AL SHARK March 29, 2019

Big Al

A man with a massive penis known to split people in half and is responsible for their god complex

Did you hear about Big Al ? He split that poor person in half

by Asdf69420 January 3, 2022