biblotard

One who is competely lacking knowledge of books, novels and/or authors.
Used to describe someone who never reads and/or does not have the capacity to read a whole book.

taken from the Greek work "biblos" meaning book and retard.

Jon: Have you read "the Davinci Code?"
Matt: NO
Jon: My god Matt, the whole world has read that book. You are such a biblotard.

by Paul Pahiti November 27, 2007

beboobed

1. The condition of possessing breasts.
2. The condition of being dazzled or fascinated by someone's (fake or real) breasts.

1. He became beboobed by wearing a set of false mammaries.
2. Aaron was beboobed by Marilyn's cleavage.

by Xiaolu November 5, 2008

baboonitis

a severe case of monkey butt in which your butthole hurts/itches from not wiping good enough usually made worse by sweat, usually is so bad that it causes the inflicted to uncontrollably itch their butthole similar to baboons

after the mx race i had a bad case of baboonitis.

by dirtboy70 February 24, 2010

Babooinous

When someone is behaving in a deplorable and repugnant fashion akin to that of a baboon

Giorgio was behaving babooinously when he decided to fling shit at his friends from the treetops

by ErGrigio May 15, 2019

Buffoon Baboon

One who is amusing yet unintelligent while also showing characteristics of the genus Papio (baboon).

Guy: Hey do you see that person?
Girl: yeah she’s funny, dumb, and walks on their knuckles...
Guy: uhh... DUH... that’s a buffoon baboon

by FromKatlyn+John September 19, 2018

babooze

something a person is when they don't think.

He's a babooze for thinking he wouldn't get struck by lightning twice.

by Arlene July 25, 2003

babooskie

a girl you love with a big butt and titties

you got that right babooskie has it all

by allgood104 March 31, 2011