Bible Fucker

Someone who talks about the bible ALL THE TIME and will not shut the fuck up about it. This person will also pull a conversation into the bible no matter what is initially being discussed.

Me and Todd were talking about pussy when this bible fucker butted into our discussion and started spewing about how it's a sin to fuck someone who isn't your wife. He then went on a tangent about how God created original sin and we would both burn in hell for thinking about lust. I hate bible fuckers and wish they would all go fuck their holy books somewhere where I didn't have to watch.

by Alabama Atheist July 25, 2017

bibliolfactophilia

The strong compulsion or fetish for the smelling of books

DUDE 1 - "I smelled the new Harry Potter last night. It smelt a little cheesey."
DUDE 2 - "I feel somewhat sad for you. You seem to be experiencing bibliolfactophilia. I know a guy who treats it - here's his card."
*BRIEF PAUSE*
DUDE 2 - "Please stop sniffing the card."

by Danny K. September 26, 2007

bible of pop

"Blackout" by princess of pop Britney Spears. The whole album remains iconic since first day. It influenced pop forever. NO ONE can top it.

"What are you listening to? Im listening to The bible of pop"

by mixscircled January 25, 2021

bible thumper

One who uses the Bible to attack/defame others' characters instead of as a guide to proper living. These people tend to be depressingly ignorant of anything else except the Bible and behavior as expected by the religious.

That Bible Thumper makes me so sick! Every day, he stands on my porch shouting about how I'm doomed to a flaming eternity in Hell just because I watch Crank Yankers and South Park!

by RatchetBoo September 27, 2003

bibleman

an amazing tv show about a very homosexual like man who wears tight armor and strokes his lightsaber of justice. he then uses that said lightsaber to kill enemies with his sidekicks who carry around rpgs that shoot nets

Adam Loman- hey did you see that last episode of bibleman?
Me- Of course, who do you think i am? The shadow of doubt?

by Lomonater January 15, 2014

Biblephobe

A person who is afraid to read the bible for fear that they will feel compelled to change their worldly ways.

Have you ever picked up and read one of those hotel bibles?" "No way man, I'm a biblephobe!

by Hotdawger1962 May 8, 2011

Bible Base

A special "base" where a relationship will not advance to first, Second, or third base due to the couple having Christian beliefs not to do stuff until age 32.

Look at those losers! They stay on the Bible Base!

by The Name November 11, 2017