Bezos

Peckerhead Jeff the prez of amazon, bears strong physical resemblance to a walking human penis, and reinforced by a prickish feud with google, it is now acceptable to interchange “dickhead” with “Bezos”. Up yours bezos!

“What kind of bezos parks a car like that?”
“you would have to be a real bezos to pull a stunt like that.”
“Take a hike bezos!”
“Bezos!!!”
“Quit being such a fucking bezos.”

by war-n June 13, 2018

Bezos Second

The amount of money Jeff Bezos makes in a second

Guy 1:Yooooo how much that new whip cost you?
Guy 2: This shit cost me a whole Bezos Second!!

by sebas15243 February 20, 2019

Bezos I

CEO, entrepreneur
Born in 1964
Jeffrey
Jeffrey Bezos
CEO, entrepreneur
Born in 1964
Jeffrey
Jeffrey Bezos
Come on, Jeffrey, you can do it
Pave the way, put your back into it
Tell us why, show us how
Look at where you came from, look at you now
Zuckerberg and Gates and Buffet
Amateurs, can fucking suck it
Fuck their wives, drink their blood
Come on, Jeff, get 'em!
Aaaah!

lol i love bo burnham bezos i

by albert and felipe = <3 July 27, 2021

Bezoomy

Used as an exclamation to add emphasis to an emotion and/or situation. Bezoomy can be used to emphases good and bad situations as follows.

See:Crazy, awesome, insane.

1. Jill was screaming like bezoomy!
2. You are driving me bezoomy!
3. That was bezoomy!
4. She is bezoomy.

by Jaqui April 2, 2005

Bezos

When your side bitch splits your prime account and your wife splits your bank account

Yo dawg, I got bezos’ed when Mackenzie caught Lauren watching jack ryan on our prime account

by Meme_man3000 January 18, 2019

Bezoo

A crazed human being that is unable to interact on the "accepted" social level with others. It's actions are random and unpredictable. Approach with caution.

Omg, that bezoo just gerped me!

by Keepsta January 24, 2012

Bezos Bucks

A derogatory term used for wage slaves.

"Dude I work forty hours a week this job is so hard."
"Shut up and get your Bezos Bucks whitey!"

by NotSevyn January 11, 2022