belgian pelican

Sticking one's dick deep down a girls throat -and- putting one's testicles in there as well. A combination of 'deep troat' and 'teabagging'.

VERB:
My girlfriend totally belgian pelicaned me last night!
That's sick man! How did it feel?

NOUN:
I so hope my girlfriend gives me a belgian pelican. It's the best oral experience I ever had!
Word!

by net0n February 23, 2011

Belgium

A country which has a complicated political structure which is based on bilingualism; where the same political ideology can be represented by two different parties according to the language.

There are 2 liberal parties in Belgium: Dutch speaking "Open VLD" and French speaking "Mouvement Reformiste".

by Les aveux du garcon August 20, 2014

Belgium

A country in north western Europe, specifically designed as somewhere Britain, France and Germany can settle their differences every generation or so.

Belgium was host to the following international tournaments:Waterloo, World War 1, and World War 2 to name the best known examples, also a current home of the EU government

by Libreg January 20, 2011

Belgian Waffles

Tasty fucking treats.

Belgian Waffles- now THERE are some tasty little fuckers.

by Iggnacious March 25, 2006

belgium

Home of the waffle, historic castles, and beer that is often voted best on Earth.

Belgium has a better war record than France

by King Andrew July 11, 2003

The Belgian Gift

The fact that Belgian's have larger penises than many european nations.

Guy at bar: "Hey babe you know I have the belgian gift?
Girl at bar: "Really, you're coming home with me tonight!"

by Wim D. August 10, 2006

Belgian Pie Eating Contest

A sexual carnival of sorts in which a gentleman performs oral sex on no fewer than 3 different ladies in the same room no more than a minute apart. Used especially in reference to particularly sloppy oral sex, as an actual pie eating contest generally results in a messy face.

May also refer to a situation in which several men perform oral sex on several women, with or without switching partners.

When the fraternity invited the neighboring sorority over for the first party of the semester, it only took 20 minutes and 2 kegs to turn the living room into a Belgian Pie Eating Contest.

by Bee-ritt July 16, 2009