Berte

adj. (pronounced Bert-a in english) Norwegian slang pretty much meaning to be super pimp/fly and having a way with the ladies

1. Se på ham, han er så sexy og Berte
(translation) look at him he is so sexy and Berta

by norwy1 December 31, 2010

Bert

A code name used when talking about your boss in public. This protects you from the unlikely event that the person at the next table is the boss' next door neighbour, brother, in-law or tennis partner.

Joe: "I hear Bert's new girlfriend has a bit of a coke habit"

Gary: "I'd like to hang that prick over a river of burning acid and give scissors to the last 5 people he has destroyed".

Joe: "Yeah, me too. I hate Bert"

by 4sail July 17, 2006

a bert

After a nice round of anal sex..Provide your sexual partner with a unibrow of nothing but shit...:D

I fucked liz and then gave her a bert,.She looked like bert from Sesme street

by Darling-Beau September 12, 2005

berts

When you are the no name version because you're not cool enough to be a Bart

Thats so something a berts would do

by DogsSquad February 11, 2020

Bert

In the High Peak area of Northern England, Bert is used as a term of endearment for a person of any gender.

''Ey up Bert ye alreet?''

by TranPanTrashcan July 23, 2021

Bert

noun: a woman that thinks she is incredibly sexy and kind but is actually poopy and gross and has herpes on her mouth.

“please let me back into the friend group. i don’t want to be a bert.”

by pinesbuttcheek February 09, 2020

Bert

Bert or burt
when you can see right down a girls cleavage
when a girls cleavage is clearly on display

This group of guys see a girl where she has a low top and they could see a quite clearly her boob
Once one see's her boobs, they will say bert/burt in a loud voice. Not shouting it out just saying it rather clear and letting other people who know of the meaning of the word that there is a girl with her tits showing

by Anonymous Pete October 03, 2009