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1. An exclaimation conveying one's extreme displeasure with a person, idea or action, usually done in a mocking tone with a higher, shriller voice.

2. (verb) To use the exclaimation bert . Usually this is done with a hard chop to one's breastbone, repeatedly. "Berting" is often done with other nonsense words and with the front two teeth protruding out of one's mouth.


Etymology: This expression is commonly used in the more Northwestern parts of Virginia and bordering areas circa 1997.
1. Bert! I'm an owl! Look at me! Bert!

2. I berted at them because they'd rather skateboard than play football.
bert by Mill Race July 25, 2008
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im home alone and scared, bert
bert by ?:>"{}| April 17, 2009
bert by lilhip February 28, 2017
A Bert is a short hobbit with a huge penis. He's not bad looking but he's autistic and give you cancer. He's Asian so don't piss him off he'll use Asian magic or swords to kill yo bitch ass
Damn this Bert is such a cancerous ass he tried to use some of his Bert magic to get rid of me
Bert by Your God July 12, 2017
An old fashion name that people don't normally name their kids this. People make fun of them because the show Sesame Street Bert and Ernie
"Hey look it's Bert, where is Ernie?"
"Bert have you found Ernie yet?"
Bert by Marisol.R May 21, 2018
A fucking madlad of a bunny rabbit with no fucking limit
I fucking live Bert the nutter
Bert by bertlover January 5, 2019