Ryan Bellows

Waking up, looking in the mirror, and remembering you are you.

I wish I was a unicorn with a diamond horn riding a jet fighter but I'm just Ryan Bellows.

by Skato August 3, 2012

wet below tiggins

of the absolute lowest or worst quality possible; inferior

Bro, that painting is wet below tiggins. Throw that mess out ASAP!!

by Percy Bruer September 17, 2023

below job

The precursor to the term "blow job". some time in the past people would refer to the act as a "below job" since it was done "down there". When spoken quickly it often sounds like blowjob thus creating that term.

Hey Johnny, I had a swell time last night! Why don't we hop in your Edsel and I give you a below job.

by A. Roy August 10, 2006

Belowfro

An afro-like pubic region marked by exessive and wild hair growth.

Rob: Don't go down on Shantiqua, girl's got a belowfro happening man!

by Mikey The Comic December 22, 2009

Pants below the waist

A popular fashion statement in thugs, skater punks and ,in general, people who can not afford belts.

What most of these stylisticly challanged people do not know is that pants below the waist means something entirly different in prison.
If you wear pants below the waist in state pen, its an invatation.

pants below the waist

Still not getting my meaning?
try pulling your pants down, bending over and running through a corn field....backwards.

by ticktickconboom April 9, 2009

Below the hard deck

An age you will not go below when looking for a significant other. Coming in below the hard deck, in naval terms, means having a flight path that will bring you in below the hard deck of the aircraft carrier you're hoping to land on. This will only end poorly.

"Yeah, man, that girl's hot, but definitely below the hard deck. Going to have to pass."
"She's 24."
"I have high standards."

by one_step March 1, 2010

33 Feet Below

A SCUBA diver cannot pass gas at depths of 33 feet or below. This term is used when someone really needs to fart, but is unable to do so.

"Man, I'm 33 feet below right now!"

by Capronicus January 7, 2009