Beiber Fever

"Beiber Fever" is your body's natural reaction to hearing and/or seeing anything remotely related to Justin Beiber (songs, posters, etc.). If you have a strong immune system you will only develop Beiber fever instead of getting sick in other, more fatal ways. Symptoms of Beiber Fever include coughing, unbearable gas, diarrhea, projectile vomiting, and severe depression. To cure Beiber Fever, simply expose yourself either to something that a heterosexual male would enjoy or some real music. Remedies take 1-2 minutes to take full effect.

Justin Beiber's songs have hit record sales, and with it a Beiber Fever epidemic is circling the globe. So far, about 2,300 have died world wide from listening to Beiber's over-rated, sub-par "music" and over 90,000 have been hospitalized.....

by Ov3r 9O0O January 5, 2011

beiber punch

When you make fun of a kid for having Justin Beiber-like hair, he punches you and after he punches you wipes his now fallen hair out of his eyes

Also see beiber kick (coming soon)

don't make fun of emo kids, they might beiber punch you!

by beiberpunch victem January 13, 2011

beiber fever

A fatal disease similar to schizophrenia.
victims are usually immature 6 to 16 year old girls
symptoms are including but not limited to:
1.singing every song Justin Beiber has ever made
2.making a shrine for him and start making out with it
3.hating all other girls that think they're his self assigned "number one fan"
4.being incredibly stupid and not focusing on anything else besides how his hair looks
5.buying a ton of posters and merchandise and kissing it before going to sleep
6.trying to figure out his phone number to call him every day in an attempt to find out where he lives, kidnap him, and keep him in your own sick twisted little petting zoo where you keep the Jonas brothers and any other singer that is a guy

Scientists are currently trying to find a cure yet have made no progress so far.

obsessive 10 year old girl: OMG IM GONNA KIDNAP HIM AND SHOOT EVERYONE AT HIS CONCERT OMG LOL ROTFALAWYASWPMP!
creeped out guy:oh my god you have beiber fever SOMEONE CALL 911!

by mynameisWHAAT? May 17, 2011

Beiber Fever

The love of homosexual teen singer. Often like rabies: very contagious.

Screaming for no reason. Shouting I have got the Beiber Fever

by Finnegab February 20, 2011

Beiber Fever

A fatal disease that conquers your mind with Justin Beiber stuff (Ex: his dumb@ss songs); diagnosis requires instant hospitalization to get that bullsh!t out of your brain via brain surgery.

Teenage Guy: Hey, what's up, girl?

Teenage Girl: You know you love me, you know you care...

Teenage Guy: Are you okay?!

Teenage Girl: BABY BABY BABY OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIKE BABY BABY BABY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *continues singing and starts dancing*

Teenage Guy: Holy shit! Someone call 911!!! SOMEONE HELP MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE HAS BEIBER FEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by UrbanPreTeen February 26, 2011

Beiber Jackin

when you hear/see someone listing watching singing talking thinking about Justin Beiber at the same time that you are.

*both singing at same time*
Girl 1: "I need somebody to love"
Girl 2: "Never Say Never"

*both yelling*

Girl 1: Hey Bitch you Beiber Jackin!!!
Girl 2:What evs hoe I was singing first!!!

by Peric E. Nukka March 3, 2011

beiber bro

When someone does their hair, acts, and dresses exactly like Justin Beiber, probably because they're lonely and just wanna get the girls.

Richard's wife heft him cuz he was no longer the Beiber Bro she fell in love with.

by Curbngutter September 21, 2016