A place where a a whole group of trashy moms join that assume the other moms are doctors. They sell things for cheap and complain and take their kids to the ER and Urgent Care A LOT
This stupid mom on the Bergen County Moms Group is taking their kid to the ER with a 99 degree fever like is she STUPID
by Child that has seen it all January 3, 2019
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Bergen Catholic is the GREATEST high school in NJ. Its excellence is shown in athletic performance, academic achievements, and charity work. It makes all other high schools look like kindergarten.
by RealAmericanPatriot1776 January 30, 2023
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Hedge Funder from Wharton: I just closed on a unit in NoLiTa.
Colleague: Sucker, I just closed in Bergenfield. It's 20 minutes into the city and has an authentic New York flavor that Manhattan severely lacks, post-Giuliani administration. Next time you go back to the Midwest to collect rent check from daddy, why don't you stay there for good? Or might as well shack up in Franklin Lakes with the rest of your predictable cohorts, once your mail order bride has shipped in to hide the fact that you secretly want me to fistpound your ass. How'd you even get hired with this firm? I only hate you because you're too stupid to hate yourself.
Colleague: Sucker, I just closed in Bergenfield. It's 20 minutes into the city and has an authentic New York flavor that Manhattan severely lacks, post-Giuliani administration. Next time you go back to the Midwest to collect rent check from daddy, why don't you stay there for good? Or might as well shack up in Franklin Lakes with the rest of your predictable cohorts, once your mail order bride has shipped in to hide the fact that you secretly want me to fistpound your ass. How'd you even get hired with this firm? I only hate you because you're too stupid to hate yourself.
by Lehman Brothers June 20, 2007
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by Andrew and Evan May 10, 2006
Get the Bergen County mug.Bergen County is the nicest county in all of New Jersey perhaps the east coast. 90 percent of it are multi-million dollar towns and the other 10 percent is upper middle class. It borders NYC so alot of celebs like in the area. As far as raising a family here it is close to impossible the price of everything is insane like really insane the property taxes in one of the upper middle class towns is around 14k. As far as schools go every one is a good one even the public schools and it has some of the best private schools in the country. So if you are a millionaire move to Bergen County you will fit right in.
person 1-yo were do you live?
person 2-oh i live in Bergen County.
person 3-...holy shit! you must be loaded!
person 2-oh i live in Bergen County.
person 3-...holy shit! you must be loaded!
by Roylance100 November 4, 2012
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John: Where you going to school next year?
Brian: Bergen Community College. It'll be high school all over again.
Brian: Bergen Community College. It'll be high school all over again.
by Dumb Bergen Kid December 7, 2009
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