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Beerdom

Stands for Beer-Condom. Usually a sock or a shirt sleeve, Beerdoms are placed around a beer while in the car to avoid any unneccessary attention from passing cars and, more importantly, cops.
Quick, Nicole! Put a beerdom around your tall can so that cop won't see us backseat boozing!
by Lauren Guzman August 23, 2008
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beardy club

group of male grad students in philosophy or English who wear scruffy beards and shaggy haircuts, often accompanied by sportcoats with leather elbows and suitably ironic brimmed hats. Can usually be found sipping coffee or cheap beer, smoking hand-rolled cigarettes and name-dropping obscure authors and/or film directors. May also be in a hipster band, or just off collecting books, music and DVDs which nobody else cares about.
Here come the beardy club, on their way to the art-house cinema.
by I'mwithbeardy January 18, 2009
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Weirdy Beardy

a person portraying behaviors considered peculiar, odd or just plain weird...similar to the the feeling you get when creepy men with long, scraggly beards start mumbling words when you pass them on the sidewalk
What is your deal? You are acting all weirdy beardy!!!
by yeagmeister October 27, 2009
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beardy

A word sometimes used to describe experienced veterans of Warhammer or Warhammer 40,000 with the same definition as cheesy.
"You just got pwned by my nobz!" That's because you're beardy."
by Trekkie June 27, 2005
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beardy

The ultimate trait one can posess. Once considered beardy, one is completely fulfilled as a human and may die happily. Individuals who have achieved this: James Draney, Ted Gold, Abraham Lincoln (somewhat hindered by his death, but not too drastically).

Note: While certainly a plus, a beard is not required to achieve beardiness. It merely implies that the object classified as beardy is generally excellent.
Me: Gee, Ted Gold, you're so beardy! The beardiest, in fact.
Ted Gold: What was that? I couldn't hear you over my superiority.
Me: (faints from exposure to potent beardiness).
by Jason Daniel February 2, 2008
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beerducation

The process involving the opening of one's eyes to the wonderful world of beer that goes beyond yellow, fizzy, flavourless mass produced garbage masquerading as beer.
Your beerducation is complete, my son!
by Brewmaster TRG March 28, 2013
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Beardyman

A man who's beard allows him to speak with more than one voice. A man who can bring wolfpacks together. A man who can create visions of blue poles and lemon drizzle cakes. He is an entires human race's alter ego.
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beardyman
by Graciousdolious December 14, 2011
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