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beardophilia

An abnormal obsession/attraction to beards and men with facial hair.
I got a huge lady boner while waiting in line behind a bearded man and almost asked if I could brush it. My beardophilia is out of control!
by Treegerson October 25, 2013
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Beeroes

Anyone, man or woman that can handle their beer!
You just drank a 12 pack and still making sense. You are all my Beeroes!!!
by NebraskaN8 April 30, 2014
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beerolled

i got beerolled! darn it.
by ReaperSCP July 16, 2020
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Beercontinence

Humiliatingly soiling yourself as a direct consequence of alcohol-consumption.
After inadvisedly smelling a half-pint of shandy, Simon developed catastrophic beercontinence and uncontrollably voided his bowels in the middle of a busy supermarket.

Geoff’s beercontinence was the stuff of legend, particularly among the staff at the Travelodge who remain in therapy to this day.

Brunhild in German: “Arnfried, did you literally just cack your underpants during our first date?”
Arnfried also in German: “It is not my fault. The strong Munich pilsener has rendered me beercontinent.”
by Lancaster's Second Finest January 20, 2023
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Beerda

A Beerda is a combination of beer and soda. It taste good. You can try a caffeinated soda like Pepsi or Mountain Dew and a Coors Light, or you can try Fanta or Country Club and Coors Light if you want to skip the caffeine.
Eddie: I just combined Coors Light beer with Country Club soda. I'm having beerda.

Josh: This beerda is the bomb!
by HawaiianPunch1 August 17, 2023
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Beerios

The combination of your preferred light beer, and Cheerios.

One of the ways to start your early mornings drinking for holidays such as St. Patrick's Day, or your birthday.
Dude, after tonight, we are waking up at six o'clock and starting to play pong and have some BEERIOS for breakfast.
by Dayton Flyer (937) March 17, 2010
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Beerios

The end result of substituting beer for milk in "Milk and Cheerios"
I had Beerios for breakfast.
by iiiineroiiii September 26, 2008
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