beer googles

Looking for internet porn on Google, whilst pissed.

Me: I got the beer googles last night whilst my bird was asleep in bed.

friend: You knocked one out whilst she was asleep? fuck!

Me: yeah, but I tried to get it over so quick my nob was chafed red raw, I won't be able to have sex for a couple days either.

beer googles by Simjimbimalim August 4, 2006

beer goggles 

When a man embarks on a mission consuming excessive quantities of alcohol, the average woman can transform into a vision of beauty; a classic case of beer goggles.

A high-lariously game I found illustrates beer goggles perfectly. You can download it for free at texasnights.net for hours of entertainment to spice up your nightlife.

beer goggles by John Hooper February 16, 2008

Reverse Beer Goggles 

A condition in which the effects of alcohol give a person of the opposite sex unattractive qualities, but when they sober up they're hot.

He was all squinty and loud when he was drunk, but it must've been reverse beer goggles because when he sobered up the next morning, he was hot.

Reverse Beer Goggles by Cat8040 March 29, 2010

Arabian Beer Goggles 

The drunken act of arabian sand goggles.

When Henry passed out, we gave him the ol arabian beer goggles.

Arabian Beer Goggles by SackScragglers May 15, 2006

beer goggles 

They are actually goggles that you get to mess around with in health class. Also known as drunk goggles. You put them on and they distort your vision just like if you were drunk! Its fun to play catch with them on, and a little dangerous.

Kid 1: "Did your class get to try out those beer goggles?"

Kid 2: "Hell yea. One kid tripped over a desk and cracked his head open."

beer goggles by The Original HomeSkillet May 30, 2005

Beer Goggles 

Typically occurring after the event, where due to earlier inebriation, an individual realises that their partner is not as attractive as they thought they were last night.

You must have had your beer goggles on when you met him / her!

Beer Goggles by george9601 November 21, 2011

beer goggles 

a female that is completely hideous, but lots better the drunker you get... she becomes beer goggles at the state where you are so drunk you actually want to fuck her

this girl was way fine, but when i woke up next to her the next morning i realized that she was just beergoggles.

beer goggles by joce November 10, 2002