baedophile

Someone who is always trying to take someone's significant other.

John quit hitting on my girl! You've always been a baedophile.

by Joquaan February 4, 2015

beardophile

A person either Male or Female and whom has an unhealthy obsession with the facial hair worn by others. A Beardophile will often and sometimes without permission stroke or fondle the facial hair of others without asking for permission. Or the Beardophile may ask to fondle said beard and ignore the response by the bearded person and Fondle the beard anyway.

At the company pick-nick two co-workers are talking and the office Beardophile buts in.

Beardophile: Hey that's a really nice beard you have there.
Bearded person: Yeah, umm, Thanks Beardofile.
Beardophile: Do you mind if I touch it?
Bearded Person: Ummmm, no thanks that's creepy actually.
Beardophile: (Ignoring what Bearded person has said, Beardophile reaches out and fondles the beard anyway)
Bearded Person: (Cheeped out) What are you doing Beardophile?

by Drexx McCloud December 17, 2015

Breadophile

One who is sexually aroused by bread and/or pastry and grain products.

Mike: "Jesse is such a Breadophile. I saw him doing things to that baguette that cannot be unseen."

by theonewhodefineswords February 17, 2010

Biebophile

Any grown man or woman who enjoys being anally penetrated by someone dressed like Justin Bieber.

Did you hear that Pepe is a Biebophile? I wonder if his girlfriend plays along!

by DailyExorcism2 March 12, 2011

Beardophile

A bearded paedophile

See that beardophile on TV last night? Disgusting!

by Rossicos July 22, 2011

Bebophile

Someone who looks for younger girls on Bebo and asks them for sexual pleasures.

Jane - OMG some fuckin' Bebophile said he'd buy me 3 Bacardi Breezers for a blow job.

Sarah - No way delete him girlfriend

by Matt Turner91 September 10, 2007

bedophile

Someone who loves to lay in bed for fun, a power nap, to catch themselves or just to satisfy their sleep addiction.

Crissy couldn't come along for the party tonight, she's such a bedophile.

I know right, i wish i could be that easily satisfied...it must be my mattress, i should have it replaced.

by EcchiTemptation July 6, 2016