Bedtime

Bedtime"well if it isn't my old nemesis, Mr. Baby!"
Baby"I will never fall victim to likes of zzzzzzzz."
Bedtime"it seems I have won this round."

"Yo Ima sick ass Baby and ain't need no bedtime becau-zzzzzzzzz."

by I CRAZY UNICORN January 19, 2020

Bedtime Roulette

Fill a bottle with a mixture of Xanax, morphine, and laxative pills. Give it a good shake, then pour out 3 pills. Wash them down with a glass of whiskey, then try to take a dump and whack-off before you pass out and shit yourself.

Work has sucked lately. I think it's time for another round of Bedtime Roulette.

by Merkin Wrangler February 21, 2021

Bedtime baghdad

To ejaculate in to someone else's bed and make it up again so it's not noticed.

I'm away to Bedtime Baghdad the polish cunts bed cause he'll not see it for 2 days

by Drunkies March 20, 2021

bedtime vape

bedtime vape - is when you always, ALWAYS get the urge that you need hit your vape before you go to sleep.

hey chad, can you hand me my vape so i can hit it to do my bedtime vape sesh i need it to go to sleep bruh, i got to have it.

by amoneydollasign October 30, 2023

Chinks' bedtime

Not a specific time but represents an unearthly hour when gamblers, fueled by caffeine and pornography, decide to buy or sell Bitcoins once the investors in the Far East have ceased trading.

Hey Martin, are you going to bed? No, I'm staying up till Chinks' bedtime, I've got 50 Bitcoin to sell.

by Lancet Fluke May 21, 2017

set ur own bedtime

a thing kids do where if their parents arent keeping track of time and it is past ur bedtime, you take advantage by not going to bed untill they yell "its way past ur bedtime!".

guy 1: im tired of having to go to bed at ten!

guy 2: how about you set ur own bedtime

guy 1: thats a great idea! but im gonna need a plan.

by nobody else here October 23, 2017

Bedtime Babies

Slang for stains on the bedsheet. Implies that the owner of said bedsheets has masturbated while in bed.

I found bedtime babies in my roommates bed!!

by UNHEuphkid April 4, 2004