bedazzling

1.V; To post low effort snark early in a comment section in an attempt to derail a discussion before it has begun.

2.V; To repeatedly focus on minor details during a debate in order to grind down an opponent

I was so effective bedazzling that subreddit that I completely killed it in less than a year

by FireTheCannons June 15, 2018

loaf bedazzlement

When one defecates into a glass display case containing precious metals or gemstones. When the Loaf rolls down into the case and comes to rest, jewelry sticks to, resulting in Loaf Bedazzlement.

"Wow, Keith took a dump in that case of diamonds. I didn't know he was into Loaf Bedazzlement!"

by Misterpowercups March 17, 2010

Bedazzled Douche Bag

Noun: Someone (usually male) who wears an excess of Ed Hardy brand and thinks he (or she) is the shit.

Example A: "Man, look at that guy! He really thinks he's God's gift to women!"
Example B: "I know, right? What a Bedazzled Douche Bag!"

by EmmeGirl December 8, 2009

bedazzler

When you on the John and you are jacking off and you poop and cum at the same time and you have to to yell BEDAZZLER!!!

Kyle: What took you so long of the can?
Nate: Man i had a bedazzler, that shit was everywhere.

by Tom ASS April 14, 2008

bodizzlin

Fuckin awesome and displaying ultimate foshizbitchness

Guy with sweater- Hey buddy
Guy without sweater- Hey freind that is a pretty "Bodizzlin" sweater u have on there
Guy with sweater- Why thank u

by Guy without sweater who wishes he has a bodizzlin sweater June 28, 2008

Bedazzled

High on meth.

Dude, I was Bedazzled as hell last night!

by drumbuster93 July 8, 2010

Self-Bedazzling

Lying about something to make you appear cooler, busy, or professional.

Bob: Yeah I got a ton of stuff to do, gotta photoshop for a magazine. (Lie)
Ross: Sure you do, bet you're just self-bedazzling yourself.

by DarkIBL May 31, 2016