Bedazzled

When you get burned by someone's outfit while having sexy fun.

While dancing around a campfire ass naked last Saturday Valerie bedazzled me. The gems on her jeans got so hot from the warmth of the fire, when we rubbed asses, she/gems burned. I can still feel the love!

by TracyFlick May 31, 2019

Bedazzled Thug

Someone with a hard thug-like exterior who also likes living a soft life and likes the color pink

“Did you see Asia’s pink uggs? I thought she always said she was a thug. I guess she’s a bedazzled thug.”

by Chu chi March 17, 2024

Bedazzled

When you’re so amazed by something beautiful you say that you are ‘bedazzled’.

“Dude I was so bedazzled by that girls beauty”

by Druggedsalmon November 23, 2022

Self-Bedazzling

Lying about something to make you appear cooler, busy, or professional.

Bob: Yeah I got a ton of stuff to do, gotta photoshop for a magazine. (Lie)
Ross: Sure you do, bet you're just self-bedazzling yourself.

by DarkIBL May 31, 2016

the bedazzler

a sexual act where one ejaculates on a person and subsequently sparkles the man-batter by throwing a handful of glitter; thus rendering the individual bedazzled.

I bedazzled that ho!
Dude, I just bedazzled some chick in the back of party city!
I bedazzled her till she looked like a Christmas tree ornament!
I am the bedazzler!
When she looked in the mirror and saw the glitter she realized she was a victim of the bedazzler.

by monster cookie May 10, 2014

Bedazzle

When a white hoe decides to ✨spice up✨ Her wardrobe by adding $1’s worth of gems from hobby lobby to her clothes

“Oh lord have u seen Amanda’s shirt? She literally bedazzled it for no reason. What a white girl”

by anonymous December 17, 2020

Bedazzled loneliness

A single person, without any romantic interest, who owns a pet as a means of attempting to quell the void within.

Look at that old lady, out with her dog. She's just flaunting her bedazzled loneliness to the world for others to see.

by Swiftyoldboy June 29, 2024