becausecause

when you don’t have a valid reason for doing something and you’re too lazy to deal with the consequences

i took your shirt becausecause.
i ate all your leftovers in the fridge because of becausecause.

by zainahhhh May 25, 2020

Is it because I is black?

Phrase coined by Ali G - the ironically white, Cambridge educated comedian who has made a really successful career out of his TV persona/s. Ali G is actually called Sasha Baron Cohen and is not a Muslim. The phrase follows his screen belief that he is a black gangster from Staines (England).

Police officer: Can you please move back to the side sir or we will have to take you to the station?
Ali G: Wait a minute, come on, is it because I is black?

by brendan September 14, 2004

All because of HENRY

When you say this you got a blame henry like you have to and when you life goes wrong blame it on henry

Andy - bro I lost FUCK

Gio - bro wanna know why we lost

Both - ALL BECAUSE OF HENRY

by Big Andy on yt July 14, 2022

have the because 😂😂😂😂😆

you either speak becausenese or you watch Ribs.

Person 1: Hey I found this new youtuber called Ribs and their videos is so funny!!1
Person 2: ok
Person 1: There was this noob who said "have the because 😂😂😂😂😆
Person 2: ok

by LavaMelxn September 10, 2021

It's funny because it's poisonous!

something you say to explain why you're laughing after someone just ate a food item that you gave them (that you slipped arsenic or something into).

"HAHAHAHAHA!!! SUCKA!!!"
"What's so funny, dumbass? I'm just eating this pizza."
"It's funny because it's poisonous! I just slipped a shitload of cyanide into that pizza."
"OH SHIT!!! I'm gonna kill you motherfu-" (drops dead)

by Nick D March 6, 2003

Just because.

'Cuz you could.

-Hitler! Why'd you kill all them Jews!
-Just because.

-George W. Bush! Why'd you start them wars?
-Just because.

-Obama! Why'd you win that election so easy?
-Just because.

by jkbena612 November 21, 2009

JC Pennys is here because of me!

A way to show that you are powerful. A way to win an argument, or show superiority.

Hell I brought the photomat, the 7-11. JC Pennys is here because of me!

by captain poopypants November 12, 2004