Kim Bauer

The daughter of former CTU Los Angeles agent "Jack Bauer". Somehow, she always manages to get kidnapped numerous times a day, date a bunch of wanks, and miraculously get a job at CTU with little to non prerequisites. She's now a notorious backstabbing bitch after that shit she pulled in season 5.

Kim Bauer deserves to fry, nobody messes with Jack and get's away with it!

by Skooma August 31, 2008

Weasel Beater

A jerky meat stick, such as a Slim Jim

I prefer the jumbo weasel beaters over the regular ones.

by WeaselBeater November 29, 2019

Beamerball

A brand of football played by the Virginia Tech Hokies, and named after long-time (1987 - present) head coach and Tech alumnus Frank Beamer. Primarily known for profilic kick- and punt-blocking, Beamerball encompasses the idea that the team can produce points (and prevent opponents' points) at any time, from any point on the football field. Virginia Tech is not only adept at scoring via the blocked kick, but also through defensive interceptions. This philosophy has bolstered the program's status from a mediocre independent (i.e., not affiliated with any conference) at the beginning of Beamer's tenure to one of college football's most respected and consistently excellent programs.

"Virginia Tech, ranked #4, scored touchdowns on offense, defense and special teams as the Hokies Beamerballed #15 Georgia Tech en route to a 51-7 blowout victory." (Chris Coleman, TechSideline.com, 24 September 2005)

by Headfirst September 15, 2006

Ice Beaner

Term used to describe an eskimo or person of inuit descent.

Hey who's that over there? He looks like one of them mexicans.

Oh him, hes'from Canada; he' an eskimo or something like that.

Haha, what an ice beaner.

by Skippy:P April 4, 2010

Paul Bearer

The former manager of The Undertaker that appeared on WWE programming in the 90s. Paul Bearer played a mortician that had a peculiar pale complexion and high pitched voice. He carried an urn down to ringside that would give the Undertaker "powers" from the dead spirits. Occasionally, Paul Bearer would bring a casket down to the ring for the Undertaker to put his opponent on.

Man, I miss the old school days of the Undertaker when he had Paul Bearer with him!

by moomoo11 March 4, 2007

Beaner Rigging

taking a piece of crap car and trying to make it nice by using spray paint and other cheap materials.

I saw my neighbor beaner rigging his 1992 toyota tercel by spray painting his rims purple and rewiring the audio system.

by coopone September 7, 2012

Snow Beaner

Derogatory term for a Canadian or Alaskan

Alsaka is full of snow beaners.

by Biggie Oof May 12, 2018