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Meat Beaters

Refers to some ones hands in a offensive manor.
Keep your meat beaters off my nachos hooker!
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Meat beaters

Meat Beaters are a hands. The reference is derived from men who beat the meat.
Friend 1: "Hey what's this?"
Friend 2: "What the hell get your meat beaters off my shit!"
by Mahogany March 16, 2007
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beaster denial

After purchasing a bag of marijuana you thought was chronic, turns out to be in fact the dreaded beasters, the customer is in a state of utter disbelief and shock and refuses to accept the harsh beaster truth, even though his friend instantly smelled the beasters upon initial inspection.
Friend 1:"Hey man, you want to check out the weed I have right now, it is some heady shit."
Friend 2: (upon inspection) "Oh snap you got robbed, those are the beastiest beasters i ever laid my bleedin eyes on you beastcase. And they smell like hay."
Friend 1:"No way dude, I paid twenty a G for these buds!"
Friend 2:"Wow, looks like you are experiencing a classic case of beaster denial."
by Person.0001 April 26, 2011
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grubby dick beaters

A term used to describe the unwashed hands of an adolescent male.
HEY!! Get your grubby dick beaters off my burger!
by Mr_Shlaapu April 20, 2018
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Millennium Falcon Blasters

When you put 2 fingers in her vagina and 2 fingers in her asshole. Then in a alternating thrusting action like the blasters of the Millennium Falcon from Star Wars, you make laser blaster sounds as well. You can also quote Star Wars while in the sexual act, like:
"Don't get cocky kid!"
"They're coming too fast!"
I was doing the the
Millennium Falcon Blasters on my girl last night and she screamed like a Tie Fighter!
by D.Star January 17, 2009
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dick beaters

hands (on a guy usually) - often said when someone is intruding on your personal belongings, etc.
"Get those dickbeaters off of my radio!"
by jim nicoloff November 13, 2002
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