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BeastReality

A T.V. show or movie involving animals, that is setup to look like a reality show.

A few prime examples of this includes Meerkat Manor, Orangutan Island, Dark Days in Monkey City, and March of the Penguins.
Guy 1: "Dude are you watching Discovery Channel?"

Guy 2: "Yeah! Meerkat Manor is on! It's about the Whisker Family's trouble and struggle."

Guy 1: "Wait... Are those actual animals, WTF are you watching?"

Guy 2: "BeastReality."
by R-Ill May 16, 2009
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Bestiality

Having sex with an animal you need top notch torture if you enjoy that shit it’s like having sex with a doge or a Viper just no
Bestiality is bad
by I eat doge for lunch December 4, 2020
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beautality

The raw, indescribable quality of something that is at once beautiful and painful. Beautiful and Brutal combined.
"While filled with a glorious beauty seldom seen on this earth, her honesty made her a dangerous foe. She truly exemplified beautality."
by Slick Rick Bacon May 9, 2005
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beastalious

a term so out of proportion from its root that its beyond its actually word.~beast-a-lious adj. - unlike beast, it is a term used to call something or someone that is cool and has potential to be beast, but instead, it isn't.
dude: man...jessica alba is beastalious. like...people have made her way greater than she really is.

chick: wow. i don't care, just finish fucking me so we can get back to class.

dude:...fine.
by cthulhu tentacles March 30, 2009
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Beestility

It's like beastility except with bees
John: hey dave have you seen that really old move? you know the one with the bees. literally the bee movie!

Dave: no man thats full to the brim with beestility
by neix May 20, 2013
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beastiality

Lindsey do u actually like doing that to the poor cow!!!????
by Ivona August 3, 2004
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Beaniality

Noun -

1. The practice of having sex with Beanie Babies
2. Anything errotic involving a person(s) and said toy, including but not limited to cunilingus, felatio, etc.

Alternate Forms: beanial (adj.), beanialize (v.),
1. Cano and Matt engage in beaniality every weekend while Cano's little sister cowers in the corner.

2. Alec's behavior was so beanial, disheartening his human lover, Andrew.

3. "Want to watch me beanialize that Princess Diana Beanie Baby?" Beth suggestively suggested to Caitlyn.
by omgtheykilledkenny July 23, 2010
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