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beardaversary

A date to celebrate a person's facial hair growth measured from the time they began growing it.

Typically an annual event, but can be celebrated in months or weeks for newly-bearded people.
Dylan's three-year beardaversary is Friday. That thing is huge!
by TheHairyRunner August 11, 2022
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Bearstronaut

natural hibernation and long distance travel, bear astronaut, space traveler, highly untrustworthy, devouring man-fruit,

In 1963, President Kennedy green lighted a new space program that used bears for space travel coined as the bearstonaut project by Brad Neely.
However, before launch the bearstronauts went ape-crap, attacked NASA employees and launched their spaceship to parts unknown.
"The Bearstronauts have gone ape-crap, the mission is a disaster! a disaster!"
by saltandpeppah February 8, 2010
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blarister

Codename used for child groomer in the catholic church. Named after the late great Blair's dad who once said "sit down my children"
Don't let your kid near that house, blarister lives there.
by SonOfPhysics February 12, 2015
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blarister

A child snatcher with a very large basement he is a priest and is always on the hunt for people under the age of 16 to hurt mentaly and physicaly either by given golden showers or by showing them a picture of his 10 foot snake
Oh no its blarister run
by tm99 February 12, 2015
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Beasters

Kind Bud that ships in primarily from Canada, but also comes from amateur growers. Not quite as potent as "headies" or "dank", but still very potent. Mostly indica, giving a relaxing body high. Usually grown outdoors. Somewhat bricked. Usually runs at 40 an eighth, 150 a half, 270 per ounce. Many high school and college students smoke beasters for the lower price while still being very potent.
I'm about to go pick me up a sack of beasters. I'm gonna be smokin blunts all night!
by Joeycpd15 March 31, 2009
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Beasters

Weed grown in Cananda (not shitty weed). The word is a hippie term coming from BC buds or weed grown in British columbia. Hence the word Beaster.
by Johnny January 29, 2003
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bernsters

All day long my newsfeed is filled with bernsters that keep trying to make Bernie Sanders happen.
by jerseyDel July 3, 2016
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