beanbag

1. Figuratively meaning light, easy, care-free play. Derived from pillow-fight-like play with beanbags. Mostly used to indicate the opposite. i.e. "ain't beanbag" means rough, cut-throat play - especially in competition. This is used by a more mature audience.

2. Uncommonly used term for testicles and scrotum. It doesn't take a genius or urban dictionary to figure out that connection.

1. "Politics ain't beanbag. Candidates will fight dirty and mudsling just to get an edge on the next guy."

2. "My beanbag is turning blue. Please give me sweet relief, baby."

by Mr. Jud May 8, 2008

Beanbagger

Liberal protesters, often anti-war, anti-Bush, anti-capitalism, etc. They often get the police involved due to destructive behavior, and the police sometimes use a gun that shoots beanbags, as a crowd control weapon.

The term is a fitting rebuttal to liberals who call conservative protesters "teabaggers" for attending anti-big government "tea parties".

"Did you see those beanbaggers at the G20 Summit? What a bunch of animals".

"Conservatives are peaceful "teabaggers" but liberal beanbaggers behave like animals.

by Killroy2010 October 15, 2009

Beanboy

A kid (usually a retard) at school who you throw beans at every day until he is one with the bean

Haha you’re a fagbag beanboy

by XxbeanboyxX April 15, 2019

Beanbag

Testicles

When you done playing with my choad move on up to my beanbag.

by BenKerr October 17, 2003

Beanbagging

The act of having sex with a Beanbag, or Beanie Babies.
Most common in frustrated teenaged males. May result in friction burns to the penis and very crusty furniture.

I sat on the beanbag and it went crunch. I found out the he had been beanbagging.

by deviantsub1234 September 9, 2011

Beanbagged

So off your face your limbs have the limpness of a beanbagged.

"Hey, John?"
"Mate, it's not worth trying; he's beanbagged."

by AmeliaPerfection June 22, 2015

beanbagging

A sexual act where the male will put his testicles inside of another person's asshole or vagina, and penetrates with it. If the participant is a female, you can even double penetrate each hole, one with the testies, the other with the penis.

I tried beanbagging my wife yesterday, we were laughing so hard trying to get my balls inside of her but it felt so good once it was complete.

by ToasterStick September 12, 2023