beamng.drive

the best most realistic car game ever created

oof beamng.drive is better

by blockbirdd December 9, 2019

World-beating

(Adjective): shit, worthless.

The UK’s new COVID 19 track and trace system is world-beating

Boris Johnson is a world-beating premier.

by LaarsHead June 19, 2020

bearmingo

A cross between a bear and a flamingo.

The tall, skinny legged bear was, in fact, a bearmingo.

by i'm websta' June 25, 2010

Child Bearing Hips

The shape of the hips and pelvic region of certain females which trigger a man's innate sense of carnal attraction to women who display the ability to bear children

Though she was a shambles from face to life, those child bearing hips drew men like hounds on the trail of heat.

by BabbaFats January 9, 2017

beating off

1) Slang term for male masturbation.

2) Grasping a penis, then stroking vigorously in and up and down motion in order to produce an orgasm. Usually accompanied by ejaculation of semen.

See also: jerking off; jerkin the gherkin; jacking off; wanking; whacking off; beating your meat; chocking your chicken; spanking the monkey; slapping the salami; tickling the pickle

When your little brother is taking three showers a day, each for 45 minutes...he’s probably beating off!

by Cappy1 July 10, 2018

beating it

Beating it basically means jacking off

Austin almost got caught beating it

by Crf.500 January 23, 2016

Goober Bearing

A device that allows constrained relative motion between two parts using a plasma-like Goo. The bearing exploits viscous fluid properties and provides a thin membrane of Goo for frictionless motion in a desired axis.

"The Goober bearing is the technological marvel of the 21st century, it will be the standard in future Oil-Car designs."

"Don't forget to use your hand-gloves when removing the Goooober Beearing"

"Here we are! The appropriate diameter of the Goober Bearing is 92.9 92mm"

"SO you have a shaft! It requires a Goober Bearing to provide motion in the Goober elements."

by GerlzandCarz November 30, 2011