Beached polar bear

When a person the size of a whale and a white as a polar bear chases you down because he’s mad or has temperamental problems

Holy shit dude there’s a beached polar bear chasing me

by Cookieman’s ass cheeks March 28, 2022

backhead

Backhead is quite literally the back of the head. It is the part of the human skull that protrudes away from the face. When viewed from the side, backhead is the portion of the head that hangs out over the back of the neck.

Bruce Bowen has ridiculously large backhead.

by limoz33n March 26, 2009

BeamHead

BeamHead is a revolutionary band with no genre, that has never recorded any music. However, they excel at drinking whiskey, partying, and keeping their beloved strippers from being raped. Their hit single, which has yet to be written, is "Don't Rape my Strippers." Despite having no music they began their world tour in 2010, making their first stop in Washington, D.C.

BeamHead are the shit!! I went to see them and I woke up in a basketball hoop over someone's garage!

by D3rrang3D November 22, 2010

Backhead Hotness

When the back of someones head looks more attractive than their actual face does, resulting in a feeling of disappointment

Guy 1: Damn dude that gurl looks hot as hell, let's see if she turns around
Guy 2: ah shit false alarm, we got ourselves some backhead hotness

by uraveragerandy April 25, 2014

beanhead

1. head shaped like a bean

beanhead...head shaped like a bean

by big in sheboigan April 29, 2005

Bracehead

A bitch that uses her teeth while giving head.

Sluma is a bracehead because she likes to use her teeth while sucking Burbs dick when she's mad at him.

by Colie May 14, 2005

beached whale

An individual who is confined to their bed due to their morbid obesity; one who wallows in their own excrements.

"Whoa! look at that beached whale"

by ricemond December 6, 2003