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A balless mike

A man who is whipped by a fat ass bi-polar bitch and doesn't have the balls to stand up to 'it'. A man who was obviously absent the day they handed out balls. A man who does everything in his power to obey his mammoth of a woman, but will never again be reunited with his balls she keeps in a jar.
Damn, it look like that balless mike can't go to the game again, he has to sand his wife's feet.

Don't be a ballness mike, tell the bitch you can't keep filling the fridge just to have her consume the contents as soon as you leave the room.

He rode his bike to work in the snow again so his fat ass woman could keep the car for her Mcdonalds run what a balless mike he is.
by Sass sha J May 25, 2010
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bagless can fucking

The selfless act of loving another person's anal sphincter, as God himself intended.
Damn I'd like to bagless can fuck a Proud Conservative today.
by Cheap Labour Conservative August 25, 2003
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bagless upright

A female that has had a hysterectomy.
You don't need a condom, that bitch is a bagless upright.
by TSIA June 16, 2006
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balless

Rejecting innovative ideas that provide clear solutions to a multitude of problems because of imaginary complications.
When it comes to the legalization of marijuana the United States government remains completely balless.
by Member 248791 November 8, 2016
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Bayessy

An adjective used to describe a positive state of being. An adaptation of the word "badussy". Badussy can commonly be used to describe anything's badussy, therefore bayessy can be used describe anything that is bayessy. Bayessy is also used as a replacement for the words "slay", "girlboss", and "yay" when responding to something.
"I got 100% on my test!" "Bayessyyyyy"

"I'm in a bayessy mood today."
"Omg did you see his post about her?" "Yes bro they're literally so bayessy."
by pandaexpressbox June 5, 2022
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tommy bayliss

tommy bayliss is the most supportive husband you could ever ask for. He would do anything in his power to make you the happiest girl in the world. hes mine tehe, anyways yes uh uh uh and hes sexy and knows all your sweet spots ok bye ah
by pickle:) December 15, 2021
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barred up and bagless

No point in gettin barred up and bagless dude, that was beginners luck!
by tigga72 September 27, 2019
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