beer battered strawberry starfish

When you finger your girl on the rag until the blood flows like the Niagra then poor beer on her clit and drink it as it drains down to her ass.

I slipped this girl a beer battered strawberry starfish last night and drank the whole beer.

by Richar Kraft August 2, 2006

bastered

Somthing that Gray often calls people in place of bastard. He hope's that it will one day spread to the rest of the population.

You bastered!....wait a minuite, isn't it bastard?

I'd rather be a bastered than a bastard.

by IronFist February 1, 2005

Battered Liberal

Another Sterotype created by the Conservative Hate Culture to promote stereotypes against liberals. See Conservative Sucker Punch

Typical Heard on Right-Wing Political Hate Radio.

ex: Rush Limbaugh

Everyone laughed at the Wingnut who called the person he was debating a Battered Liberal.

by Bob_the_Patriot December 5, 2007

battered woman

1) Woman who has had pancake batter thrown on her.
2) Woman whose hair or appendages are caught in mixer while preparing cake batter.
3) Woman in softball league who was formerly a pitcher, but is now a batter.

Emily's pitching arm wore out, so the team made her a Battered Woman.

by norman December 5, 2003

Battered Deer

A woman whose age makes her eligible to be a "Cougar" but her face looks a deer thats been struck by oncoming trafic and left for dead.

You: Ay Man, look at that "Cougar" over there

Meanwhile-The woman turns around, so that her face is visable

:The result:

Your Buddy: Ooogh thats not a "Cougar"! No Man !That's a "Battered Deer"

by "Juggernaut" August 3, 2009

Battered Eskimo

An Eskimo female who's been covered in batter from a busted but.

The poor battered Eskimo is gonna be a shell of a human being if you keep taking her pussy. Not even a full shell, not even a half shell, really just a shattered mess.

by Solid Mantis August 27, 2018

gang bantered

Being surrounded by people who think they have grade A banter. But it's the worst you've ever heard.

Lad, I've just been gang bantered by them melts.

by JohnDenverwitz June 12, 2019